Vampires vs. Shapeshifters : critic vol 2

Here comes another comparison that is just funny, because of the way these 'werewolf/shapeshifter' things always come out as the loser ones..


Here are my personal 2 least favorite shapeshifters how they are similar and wel. lame.

Jacob Black- Twilight 

VS.

Sam Merlotte- True Blood

They are both SHAPEshifters, (yes jacob too, not a were-anything), both love a girl, get a pity kiss or two, but eventually lose them to a VAMPIRE..

THE GIRLS

Isabella 'Bella' Swan from Twilight

 and 

Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood.

Sam and Sookie

Sam is sookies boss, takes her to a date while she is mad at her 'vampiyah' Bill, gets a kiss and wants some more but he dont have what sookeh wants - fangs. Becomes pitifull, lame, annoying, vampire hater, and eventually turns to Tara for comfort but never gives up on Sookie. So total Loser. Boo!

Jacob and Bella

Jacob is not Bellas Boss, but he is close family friend, otherwise ofcouse he (like sam) wouldnt stand a chance of even meeting and getting to know the objects of their obsession. Bella barely sees Jacob, untill Edward (the VAMPIRE) leaves her. Jacob becomes her FRIEND when he fixes her motorcycle and helps her with the extreme stunts obviously thinking woaaah this girl wants to do the awesome stuff with ME, when in reality Bella does these close-to-death experiments just to hear Edwards voice in her head. When Edward returns, Jacob gets the boot. But he never gives up either and eventually ends up falling in love with bellas daughter. EWWW!

The vampires in Question

Cedric aka Edward Cullen                       Bill 'Vampiaaah' Compton

Both gentlemen to an end, obsessed with their human girls, haters of the wereshifterlamers (no compaining there), DEAD, lame, and whats the attraction is that edwards ability hear peoples thoughts doesnt apply to Bella, as in True Blood world, Sookies ability to hear thoughts doesnt apply to bill. Similar? Naaah!

Edward sparkles in the sun where as Bill burns to rotten corps but cant blame him for not being born at the time when hogwarts school of magic was around. Bill drinks Blood, Edward doesnt, except animal blood, so he says, we've never seen it so Im still not sure he is a vampire... Cedric is dead! (see other note)

And not neither of these vampires are sole wanters of those girls, obviously... shapeshifters dont stand a chance but in Twilight the Volturi reeeaaally wants edward and his human girl to join their armies..

and after Sookie, there is Bills Boss...

ok are you sitting? breathing?

doble check?


I give you the winner, winner of all, and for edwards sake I hope Bella never meets him because if she does, edward loses...

ERIC NORTHMAN Sherif of Area 5 and mr. January

umm yea... so vampires rule, shapeshifters drool... no debate...