True Blood s4 episode 2 - you smell like dinner

now we're getting somewhere and we're getting there fast :)

The end again, what a mouthwatering scene for the book reading eric and sookie fanbase. The Eric whos lost his memory wandering down the road for Sookie to find :)

Sookie found out about Bill being the king and what i thought was a great line, she said when asking how he got to be a king, "never mind, what I learned from being with you that everytime I learn something new about you, I'd end up wishing I didnt know it"
Aint that just right!

We found out that Bill and Nan go back to the 80's London, where Nan made a deal with Bill to work for the mainstreaming vampire population, spy on those who're royal and not 'the authority' and report back to the Authority. Thats how he got to be the king then too, when the scene at the end of season 3 got continued in Bill's flashback, and Queen Sofie Ann got a taste of  wooden bullets with silvercore, delivered to you by Bill and Nan and their camosuited armed guys. Bill, you twofaced piece of shit! 
Nan figured out killing QSA was personal for Bill and started wondering whats so special about that girl, that girl being Sookie. Now here's an interesting thought - what happens, when Nan and the Authority find out about Sookie because THEY WILL, and then what will happen to Bill who doublecrossed THEM TOO. Oh Bill! There isnt a sould on earth he hasnt betrayed.

Eric went all cave man on sookie. ' I bought you house and everything in. I own your house and I own you'.
Sookie ended up running to King Bill for help with big bad eric, but King Bill cant help Sookie, because 'Eric's got friends in high places'... hmmmmmm... Im thinking Niall, because Ive heard he might be cast for seasn 5, and I dont believe Eric YET loves sookie so much that he would without a doubt believe shes not dead when everyone else does. Im thinking Eric has inside information. (those who have not read the books dont know that Niall is the fairy prince, great grandfather of Sookie, and a sort of friend with Eric. Niall can also mask his fairyscent if you wonder why Eric hasnt eaten him yet)
Eric also told Sookie he bought her house because he cares about her, wants to protect her, and she NEEDS the protection. He's right about that but Sookie is a stubborn little kid like always.


The Hand that feeds the dog got bitten! Poor Jason! First he got locked up in broken icebox with rotten foods of the Hot Shot peoples, and then he got tied up to a bed which would be kinky if it wasnt a dirty weird boy licking his head... ew! And as if that wasnt enough, Felton 'who shoots blanks" Norris and Crystal 'fucked up in a year' Norris shifted to Panters and started eating his stomach.. in hopes of turning Jason to werepanther so he and crystal can have little kittens... because Felton Shoots Blaks! I thint they better leave Jason tied up till he shifts tho, because if I were Jason I wouldn't want anything to do with crystal after this kinky little show.


Jessica, who cant resist the temptation anymore and goes to Fangtasia for a bite of a Fangbanger. Sookie sees her, and wonders if Hoyt knows but Jessica, tired of Sookie playing her stepmom, tells her she can eat who she wants.
Sookie is over at the Fangtasia asking for Pam's help in convincing Eric to sell the house to Sookie, but pam's not buying it. She doesnt remember her and Sookie forming a 'bookclub' or 'sisterhood', and tells Sookie she's better of belonging to someone and rather Eric than someone else.

We also see Marnie 'Harry Potters aunt' the Witch wanting to use a dead body for her dark necro magic. Eric, sent by Bill., kindly offers. Well not so kindly, but instead of using Erics hot dead body, Marnie casts a spell on Eric and causes Eric to run away fast looking like a lost little boy. the next time we see him, hes on driveway walking shirtless when Sookie drives up next to him and Eric, seems to not know who or where he is, but asks Sookie ' Why do you smell so good'..

TB s4ep1: She's not there

yaaay True Blood is back!

Im propably right when I say that every Eric-Sookie shipper is squee'ing over the last minute.
We didnt get much of Eric, but the bits we did get, were better than anyone else's.

When Sookie first disappeared at the end of season 3 i was worried she would be gone for a few episodes, well not gonr from the screen but from Bon  temps and that would've cause slowdown for the inevidable - Eric. lol.  So, as it happens, she was gone 1 year / 8 minutes our screen time and back in BT before we know it. I like it. Time has passed, things have moved on, everyone's written her of.. everyone except Eric! How cool is that??

No matter how much id like to lie to myself and keep telling myself that its because Eric finally realized his undying love for sookie blabla bla BUT knowing Eric and having read the books and knowing whats gonna happen  down the road I THINK Eric might've had an idea where Sookie might be. Had she died, she would've left a body behind. Eric in the books has connection to Nial, sookies fae granddad, and Ive heard rumors there might be Nial for the show down the road, so maybe Eric knew where Sookie is, because I dont think he 'refused' to believe shes gone, as in dead gone. He bought her house, to own her. And thats what Erics always wanted - to own her. More than anything else.

Tho Jason loves Sookie and is her brother, it makes total sence for Jasons Character to move on and sell the house. Bill moved on and by the looks of it he might be moving on with Portia Bellefleur. Bill the King doesnt bother me, at least he's too busy to hang around sookies corners now. I HOPE.
The onlything about it that bothers me is him powertippin Eric, telling Eric to leave and ordering Eric around. NO ONE GETS TO DO THAT!! >.<
Im sure Bill will get whats coming for him tho.

pam, jessica and hoyt - Pam was hilarious talking to the camera. So non enthusiastic! jessica might be wanting to tasta some other blood, domestic happines doesnt seem to suite her, tho she does cook her eggs nice hah!
Im hoping The act with Tommy is just an Act, because I liked him as bad ass. Why is it anyway, that when someone turns religious, they start combing their hair so gay?!
I hope we get to see the 'in between the year sookie was gone' - events as well. Tara as lesbian wasnt real shocker, maybe coz i read about someone coming out of closet and she made total sence. Her luck with men is no luck at all. tho Id like to think she swings both ways.

Arlene is totally over-freaking´-out over her baby-renee. its normal baby behavior to break toys, tear the heads, because honestly, I dont think babies can tell the difference of the parts they rip of. it looks to me like mothers insctinct skipped Arlene's house this time round.

All in all its great to have the show back, but the episode wasnt exactly what I was looking for. We dont need to see *every storyline in the first hour, because it feels so shallow and the show didnt get a good bite of me yet. The episode was like Charlaine's latest book  - need to add every character in to one big pile of mess to give everyone something.

But either way, Im DAMN GLAD ITS BACK ON!!! :)

True blood in 3 minutes

so we've been getting 3 minute glimpses of the upcoming season 4 of True blood.
Heres the first 3 minutes
http://youtu.be/-bMRPpjOJ70

I would like it a lot more if it wasnt apparent from the beginning that we are moving away from the world of Southern Vampire Mysteries and entering a world made by A.Ball.
I never complained about this really because I always liked having the books and the tv and not knowing whats coming on tv since it was always a little different, and it sort of lives a life on its own.
But since season 4 is supposed to be the all time fan favorite book 4, I worry they change the most important thing to happen in the book series regarding the 7 books after - SOOKIE and ERIC!
They just have to happen!

That aside, i think the fae are weird. And as a book reader I cant help but point finger at things that are wrong, like grand-dad Earl and Barry. OK, so we dont know in the books yet how it is that Barry got telepathic but we know for sure that Sookie didnt get any of that from her grand dad, Earl is supposed to be the real down to earth kind of guy with nothing supernatural in him.
Another thing I already noticed last season is Im really dissapointed in the actress choise of Claudine.. shes plain, when shes supposed to be unbelievably, breathtakinly beatifull. I dont know what it would feel and look like watching the show as regular viewer.

The next 3 minutes http://youtu.be/4Pt-clMON2E

Fae queen of somekind? there was no such in books, there were prince's, but not a queen.
And sure some of them wanted to hurt Sookie and did too but The human were not allowed to enter Fae world. I dont know what to make of this really. Are we having Sookies humanfae grandfather in season 4?
or maybe if he enters the human world again, time catches up with him and hes gone.. idk?
I hope we get a look at the vampires of the show too, because this fae story isnt doing it for me.. didnt do it in the books and istn doing it here either, the best thing about the fae in the books was and is that we dont know too much about them so they seem like a mystery, why are they playing these cards for us in first 6 minutes of the season? I wanted to think they are sweet and magical, for a little longer...

GLADLY, the other promos with witches and vampires, they look AMAZING!
As Eric says in this promo, Sookie - you are mine!.. I wanna say.. yes she iss give us eric and sookie!!! =)

I also cannot wait to see what happens to Jessica and Hoyt, Pam, Jason, Tara, Sam... only 3 weeks left and Im dying lol

Charlaine Harris: Dead Reckoning

The 11th Sookie Stachouse novel was..better than the 10th but all in all I can see Charlaine is getting tired of Sookieverse..
I dont know how it is for the writer to see Sookie on tv living her own life and at the same time she has to keep her loyal to the world in the books with writing.

If I was any of the guys Sookie's been dating, I wouldnt stand another day with her. She is annoying selfcentered whiny little *** lol. At least, when it comes to the differences between humanworld and the other world.

Sookie with her telepathy is sort of in the middle of these worlds, and I reckon she doesnt really know where she belongs. She wants to be human, but even the cluviel dor cant turn of her telepathy - the only thing separating her from the human world.

What went on the books then? Sookie and eric are constantly arguing and biggering over eachother and its getting pretty tiring, FOR ERIC! or it should anyway. Maybe I should go by charcter at a time the book and the happenings.

Sam & Sookie
Sam and Sookie seem to finally be at the place called friend only. Sam's bar gets burned down, thanks to sookies vendetta with the Pelt family. One must really wonder how much damage can a boss take cause by their employes? lol. If Sam wasnt a shifter himself, I bet sookie would get boot in ass faster than she can say Fangtasia.. wich is the place she could work if she didnt think too high of herself lol

The Pelts
Getting a bit tired of them allready! 3/4 of the family is dead and gone, and its still not over and it wont be over because Sandra in still in the loose. BORING! Makes me think low of the Police forces too because just look at how many times Sookie is in the middle of fire and no one wonders why?

Bill

Sookie chased by two men I assume were sent by Sandra, or Victor, runs in the rain to hide in Bills house and to cover up properly she takes of her clothes and under Bills floor she hides with dead till dark bill who wakes up several times, no wait he doesnt, just like the dead in B-Class horror movies JUST wont stay dead. And to hide properly she climbs naked over naked bill who even in death seems to like sookie on top of him very much... I could hide underground, thats how ashamed this scene made me!

Thankfully, the back of the car scene from book 3 doesnt repeat it self, and after that Bill just seems more likeable than for what Im used to. I'll get back to it later..

Alcide

Theres really no reason at all for him to be in the book, but for some idiotic reason Charlaine decided to put him in hiding in sookie bed hoping to get laid, after sookie breaks the bond with eric, wich,after broken, seems to have made a loud crack for everyone to act weird and blame it on the bond broken.
Apparently, since timing has always been bad for sookie and alcide to hook up, Alcide figured that since the bond is broken there cant be anything left in the hottest guy ever in Area 5 Eric for Sookie to like. *rollseyes* and he decided the perfect time to get laid with sookie is after the possible break up, waiting for her uninvited in her bed. *rollseyes again*


Pam
Poor Pam would want a child of her own but isnt allowed for some vampire law reason that we dont know. I would've liked to hear the reason for it tho. Other than Victor being a jerk. I love Pam, she respects her maker but with reservation. She stand ups to her own as well.

Eric
Erics dead maker married eric off before dying to the Queen of Oklahoma who has been calling to him every week for who knows how long and we only hear about it now?
The Queen has money, looks,is The Queen of Oklahoma, is immortal.. Sookie is a waiter, whiny waiter, who broke the bond with ERIC without asking,doesnt want to be married to him the vampire way as she keeps saying.. and did I say shes whiny.. I wonder what Eric does? Well it should be clear, but I doubt it is. Dont get me wrong, Im all for Eric and Sookie, but I really am starting to dislike Sookie, who plays the rescind invitation card thread too often, considering its her love she plays it with.


Sookie
Invites Amelia over to break the bond with Eric, wich happens before she even tells about it to Eric, and when it happens and Amelia tells about it to Alcide, who comes over in hopes to get laid, and Sookie sends Amelia packing, wich is really bad hospitality considering Amelia did built magic wards over her house, came over all the way from New Orleans, and broke the bond like sookie wanted. It is impossible to please Sookie, its impossible for her friends, for her relatives, and for her lovers. She is annoying!

Victor dies in this book, throu a plan Sookie made up. Obviously it gets a little bloody, wich upsets Sookie who apparently hoped victors veins would have flowers in them, and she gets whiny about  Eric being happy about Victor being dead. Erics bullshit tolerance is full at this point and he forcefully takes blood of Sookie while Bill watches. This obviously upsets Sookie, but like I said earlier about Bill, he didnt take Sookies side fully here.

I remember this book had work name 'Dead Letters', and I can see why. Sookie finds a letter written by gran, and with it she finds the fae love token Cluviel Dor - wich she can use to make one wish.
I wonder what she'll wish. She cant turn down telepathy, wich btw she got from mr. Cataliades. Didnt see that one coming!
The other letter is the one Eric received, about the deal ocella made with Oklahoma.

The Fae's in the book are a mystery, like, what are they up to? Somehow the importance of female Fae comes up and makes me wonder if Dermot and Claude are staying with sookie to  bring forth her fae side and then use her to breed more fae? Idk. Hooligans sounds like Fae safe center.


All in all I liked this book better than the previous but its getting a little too weird. I feel like CH is moving fast forward, and she doesnt seem to like writing about sookie in details like she used to. I dont know is it me, or has sookie always been this whiny but its really getting on my nerves. I hope we get satisfying conclusion to the series tho.

oomigod

So its been a while since I last updated this, maybe because Im running out of time and Ive not had anything to B*tch about..
School started, for my lil girl and for me, yes, I got accepted! So Im now UNDER 30 (grrrr forever) years old (OLD) student, studying in the University of Applied Science, under ICT. Nerd, you say.. well so do our teachers hah!

We also took a kitten to our home, to teach the spoiled little princess of ours some responsibility and taking care of others... hows that going? oh well you know *cough*.. I think she thinks the kitten is a toy.. so I started teaching her to clean the litter box and sort of like 'so you think toys do this do you DO YOU?'.. yes I know Im evil.
The kitten is adorable, lovable, and stubborn. So much like our daughter. So they fit well together, she actually calls the kitten her little sister.. hmmm.. I dont wanna think about what that makes me.. some sort of hybrid half cat half human mom.. I dont know what to make of that since sometimes I feel so dumb that I think Im more of a dog that runs around after his/her own tail... for hours..and hours.. and..you get the point..

The summer went by so quickly I didnt even have time to say 'yay summer'. True Blood season 3 was aaawesome! But so many good characters thrown away, like Talbot and Franklin.
Alan Ball has really taken rights to his own hands when you compare to the books.
In the Sookie Stackhouse novels Talbot is Russels HUMAN lover.. not a vampire, HUMAN. Blood bank. haha!
Franklin is in the books too but he is described as this older gentleman who bribed Tara with cars and expensive stuffs... untill he forwarded her like a chain-mail to a younger psycho vampire Mickey... who on the otherhand is more like the Franklin in the series. Now mickey wasnt killed of by Jason tho, but called away from the area by his maker.. after a phonecall from Eric.. as a favor to Sookie.. in exchange for information about his memory loss in book 4 (and hoping for season 4!!).. ok Im spoiling..sorry...^^

Also the Hot Shot community.. Yes they were inbred but not THAT much.. sick that Crystal should marry and breed with her BROTHER.. Calvin was Crystals uncle in the books, and much more friendly than the one in the series. Calvin also showed interest towards Sookie and wanted to bring her as part of Hot Shot community and use her as breeder.. yes.. sick. Also this Felton guy was in love with Crystal, but Crystal was sort of product of too much inbreeding that she couldnt turn into panther unless it was full moon and even then it was extra hard for her, so no talking about revelation like the one in the show where she just turn in turn out, in front of Jason.
Felton also got jeallous over Jason, and he kidnapped Jason to hotshot and bit him continuoulsy for fer weeks, hoping to turn him into panther and therefor making him less interesting to Crystal. He did manage to infect Jason with the were-panther virus, but Crystal still wanted him.
Jason didnt turn into full panther since he was 'bitten not born', and he was described to turn into more like this 'wolfman' kind of thing, man with lots of hair.. like in the old werewolf movies where they would chain the werewolves to basement when it was fullmoon. So anyway.

And the whole Fairything. Now can I SCREAM how disappointed I am about Claudine? She was Tara's friend in the books, brought to sookies life as her guardian, and she was described as the most beautifull ever and she would only have to step into Merlottes and every male in the area would want her. Now I dont see that in our tv-Claudine. Also there was no stupid gay-garden with lights and dancing, Claudine was part of 'This world' and she had come out of the Fae world to help Sookie.  (OT: the dancing happy happy joy joy light Fae world in the series gives a whole other meaning to those who use fairy word when saying someones gay). I would think that Maryann, the Maenad from season 2, would've made better Claudine since she was sort of Hypnotic at least.. not talking about the whole energy-shaking when people had sex..

And another thing to complain ins Holly, the new waitress. In the books she is YOUNGER, she is like ..gothic and yes a wiccan, scared, shy, and has only ONE child... she is not 40 something close to arlene..
GAG!

Ofcourse this sounds like I hate the show tho I actually ADORE the show, but I also Adore the books. They dont go hand in hand but thats the whole whats to like to someone whos reading and watching, because now, I actually dont know whats gonna happen in the series tho I know how it goes in the books.

I also like some additions to the series by Alan Ball that are not in the books, such as JESSICA. Yes, she rocks my socks! Also, Lafayette. The best ever.. minus his witch boyfriend jesus who could've been left out..
In the books there is Lafayette, for like.. few chapters... in the books lafayette is the one found in the car in season 1, when they actually found the voodoo woman with her heart torn away.. So Glad it wasnt Lafayette in the Tvshow..

And the best of all, Godric. He is not Erics maker in the books, but I like Godric better. Erics maker in the books is Appius 'long name with no sense at all something' Livius.. and hes this pedophile type of older man..
So Godric scored home here.

I could compare things forever here,  tho they are two different things the TV and the books. Season 1 was pretty loyal to books, but since then its been only loosely based on the books. Sookies storylines are quite loyal, but everyone else iss add on, since in the books they only focus on Sookie and her POV, so obviously there are not as many characters as in the TV, and that makes TV worth watching. (not to mention Alexander Skargård,, yum!)

Vampires vs. Shapeshifters : critic vol 2

Here comes another comparison that is just funny, because of the way these 'werewolf/shapeshifter' things always come out as the loser ones..


Here are my personal 2 least favorite shapeshifters how they are similar and wel. lame.

Jacob Black- Twilight 

VS.

Sam Merlotte- True Blood

They are both SHAPEshifters, (yes jacob too, not a were-anything), both love a girl, get a pity kiss or two, but eventually lose them to a VAMPIRE..

THE GIRLS

Isabella 'Bella' Swan from Twilight

 and 

Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood.

Sam and Sookie

Sam is sookies boss, takes her to a date while she is mad at her 'vampiyah' Bill, gets a kiss and wants some more but he dont have what sookeh wants - fangs. Becomes pitifull, lame, annoying, vampire hater, and eventually turns to Tara for comfort but never gives up on Sookie. So total Loser. Boo!

Jacob and Bella

Jacob is not Bellas Boss, but he is close family friend, otherwise ofcouse he (like sam) wouldnt stand a chance of even meeting and getting to know the objects of their obsession. Bella barely sees Jacob, untill Edward (the VAMPIRE) leaves her. Jacob becomes her FRIEND when he fixes her motorcycle and helps her with the extreme stunts obviously thinking woaaah this girl wants to do the awesome stuff with ME, when in reality Bella does these close-to-death experiments just to hear Edwards voice in her head. When Edward returns, Jacob gets the boot. But he never gives up either and eventually ends up falling in love with bellas daughter. EWWW!

The vampires in Question

Cedric aka Edward Cullen                       Bill 'Vampiaaah' Compton

Both gentlemen to an end, obsessed with their human girls, haters of the wereshifterlamers (no compaining there), DEAD, lame, and whats the attraction is that edwards ability hear peoples thoughts doesnt apply to Bella, as in True Blood world, Sookies ability to hear thoughts doesnt apply to bill. Similar? Naaah!

Edward sparkles in the sun where as Bill burns to rotten corps but cant blame him for not being born at the time when hogwarts school of magic was around. Bill drinks Blood, Edward doesnt, except animal blood, so he says, we've never seen it so Im still not sure he is a vampire... Cedric is dead! (see other note)

And not neither of these vampires are sole wanters of those girls, obviously... shapeshifters dont stand a chance but in Twilight the Volturi reeeaaally wants edward and his human girl to join their armies..

and after Sookie, there is Bills Boss...

ok are you sitting? breathing?

doble check?


I give you the winner, winner of all, and for edwards sake I hope Bella never meets him because if she does, edward loses...

ERIC NORTHMAN Sherif of Area 5 and mr. January

umm yea... so vampires rule, shapeshifters drool... no debate...