True Blood s4 episode 2 - you smell like dinner

now we're getting somewhere and we're getting there fast :)

The end again, what a mouthwatering scene for the book reading eric and sookie fanbase. The Eric whos lost his memory wandering down the road for Sookie to find :)

Sookie found out about Bill being the king and what i thought was a great line, she said when asking how he got to be a king, "never mind, what I learned from being with you that everytime I learn something new about you, I'd end up wishing I didnt know it"
Aint that just right!

We found out that Bill and Nan go back to the 80's London, where Nan made a deal with Bill to work for the mainstreaming vampire population, spy on those who're royal and not 'the authority' and report back to the Authority. Thats how he got to be the king then too, when the scene at the end of season 3 got continued in Bill's flashback, and Queen Sofie Ann got a taste of  wooden bullets with silvercore, delivered to you by Bill and Nan and their camosuited armed guys. Bill, you twofaced piece of shit! 
Nan figured out killing QSA was personal for Bill and started wondering whats so special about that girl, that girl being Sookie. Now here's an interesting thought - what happens, when Nan and the Authority find out about Sookie because THEY WILL, and then what will happen to Bill who doublecrossed THEM TOO. Oh Bill! There isnt a sould on earth he hasnt betrayed.

Eric went all cave man on sookie. ' I bought you house and everything in. I own your house and I own you'.
Sookie ended up running to King Bill for help with big bad eric, but King Bill cant help Sookie, because 'Eric's got friends in high places'... hmmmmmm... Im thinking Niall, because Ive heard he might be cast for seasn 5, and I dont believe Eric YET loves sookie so much that he would without a doubt believe shes not dead when everyone else does. Im thinking Eric has inside information. (those who have not read the books dont know that Niall is the fairy prince, great grandfather of Sookie, and a sort of friend with Eric. Niall can also mask his fairyscent if you wonder why Eric hasnt eaten him yet)
Eric also told Sookie he bought her house because he cares about her, wants to protect her, and she NEEDS the protection. He's right about that but Sookie is a stubborn little kid like always.


The Hand that feeds the dog got bitten! Poor Jason! First he got locked up in broken icebox with rotten foods of the Hot Shot peoples, and then he got tied up to a bed which would be kinky if it wasnt a dirty weird boy licking his head... ew! And as if that wasnt enough, Felton 'who shoots blanks" Norris and Crystal 'fucked up in a year' Norris shifted to Panters and started eating his stomach.. in hopes of turning Jason to werepanther so he and crystal can have little kittens... because Felton Shoots Blaks! I thint they better leave Jason tied up till he shifts tho, because if I were Jason I wouldn't want anything to do with crystal after this kinky little show.


Jessica, who cant resist the temptation anymore and goes to Fangtasia for a bite of a Fangbanger. Sookie sees her, and wonders if Hoyt knows but Jessica, tired of Sookie playing her stepmom, tells her she can eat who she wants.
Sookie is over at the Fangtasia asking for Pam's help in convincing Eric to sell the house to Sookie, but pam's not buying it. She doesnt remember her and Sookie forming a 'bookclub' or 'sisterhood', and tells Sookie she's better of belonging to someone and rather Eric than someone else.

We also see Marnie 'Harry Potters aunt' the Witch wanting to use a dead body for her dark necro magic. Eric, sent by Bill., kindly offers. Well not so kindly, but instead of using Erics hot dead body, Marnie casts a spell on Eric and causes Eric to run away fast looking like a lost little boy. the next time we see him, hes on driveway walking shirtless when Sookie drives up next to him and Eric, seems to not know who or where he is, but asks Sookie ' Why do you smell so good'..