Truth about Edward Cullen - critic vol 1

Vol 1. Edward Cullen- The truth


we all know that vampires DO NOT sparkle in the sun...but why 'edward cullen' does.. well here comes..



CEDRIC

as his real name when alive was, went to hogwarts school of magic with harry Potter..soo obviously, he can do a little tink dust on himself, big deal.. sparkle here, sparkle there, and to not use so much magical powers (wich makes himself weak for sure) he rarely goes out when its sunny...

Edward Cullen, is merely alter ego invented after he died, and why change something cool as Cedric to something lame as Edward, well.. hes embarrassed.. I mean, he died and lost wiz competition to 14 year old prodigy wizard Harry Potter..



... ofcourse, here too there is involved the bad bad bad wizards of volt... I mean,VOLdermort...

Speaking of Voldemort... I think Cedric / Edward is suffering from some sort of past-death memory loss... since here...in this scene.. he says 'look at me, Im a monster'.. and tinkerstuff appears...



now ok, it may be a little gay or stupid and silly to sparkle (but its his choise duh) but why callself a monster after being killed by voldemort...



yeah.. thats ugly.. and more of monster to me...