tiistai 21. syyskuuta 2010

oomigod

So its been a while since I last updated this, maybe because Im running out of time and Ive not had anything to B*tch about..
School started, for my lil girl and for me, yes, I got accepted! So Im now UNDER 30 (grrrr forever) years old (OLD) student, studying in the University of Applied Science, under ICT. Nerd, you say.. well so do our teachers hah!

We also took a kitten to our home, to teach the spoiled little princess of ours some responsibility and taking care of others... hows that going? oh well you know *cough*.. I think she thinks the kitten is a toy.. so I started teaching her to clean the litter box and sort of like 'so you think toys do this do you DO YOU?'.. yes I know Im evil.
The kitten is adorable, lovable, and stubborn. So much like our daughter. So they fit well together, she actually calls the kitten her little sister.. hmmm.. I dont wanna think about what that makes me.. some sort of hybrid half cat half human mom.. I dont know what to make of that since sometimes I feel so dumb that I think Im more of a dog that runs around after his/her own tail... for hours..and hours.. and..you get the point..

The summer went by so quickly I didnt even have time to say 'yay summer'. True Blood season 3 was aaawesome! But so many good characters thrown away, like Talbot and Franklin.
Alan Ball has really taken rights to his own hands when you compare to the books.
In the Sookie Stackhouse novels Talbot is Russels HUMAN lover.. not a vampire, HUMAN. Blood bank. haha!
Franklin is in the books too but he is described as this older gentleman who bribed Tara with cars and expensive stuffs... untill he forwarded her like a chain-mail to a younger psycho vampire Mickey... who on the otherhand is more like the Franklin in the series. Now mickey wasnt killed of by Jason tho, but called away from the area by his maker.. after a phonecall from Eric.. as a favor to Sookie.. in exchange for information about his memory loss in book 4 (and hoping for season 4!!).. ok Im spoiling..sorry...^^

Also the Hot Shot community.. Yes they were inbred but not THAT much.. sick that Crystal should marry and breed with her BROTHER.. Calvin was Crystals uncle in the books, and much more friendly than the one in the series. Calvin also showed interest towards Sookie and wanted to bring her as part of Hot Shot community and use her as breeder.. yes.. sick. Also this Felton guy was in love with Crystal, but Crystal was sort of product of too much inbreeding that she couldnt turn into panther unless it was full moon and even then it was extra hard for her, so no talking about revelation like the one in the show where she just turn in turn out, in front of Jason.
Felton also got jeallous over Jason, and he kidnapped Jason to hotshot and bit him continuoulsy for fer weeks, hoping to turn him into panther and therefor making him less interesting to Crystal. He did manage to infect Jason with the were-panther virus, but Crystal still wanted him.
Jason didnt turn into full panther since he was 'bitten not born', and he was described to turn into more like this 'wolfman' kind of thing, man with lots of hair.. like in the old werewolf movies where they would chain the werewolves to basement when it was fullmoon. So anyway.

And the whole Fairything. Now can I SCREAM how disappointed I am about Claudine? She was Tara's friend in the books, brought to sookies life as her guardian, and she was described as the most beautifull ever and she would only have to step into Merlottes and every male in the area would want her. Now I dont see that in our tv-Claudine. Also there was no stupid gay-garden with lights and dancing, Claudine was part of 'This world' and she had come out of the Fae world to help Sookie.  (OT: the dancing happy happy joy joy light Fae world in the series gives a whole other meaning to those who use fairy word when saying someones gay). I would think that Maryann, the Maenad from season 2, would've made better Claudine since she was sort of Hypnotic at least.. not talking about the whole energy-shaking when people had sex..

And another thing to complain ins Holly, the new waitress. In the books she is YOUNGER, she is like ..gothic and yes a wiccan, scared, shy, and has only ONE child... she is not 40 something close to arlene..
GAG!

Ofcourse this sounds like I hate the show tho I actually ADORE the show, but I also Adore the books. They dont go hand in hand but thats the whole whats to like to someone whos reading and watching, because now, I actually dont know whats gonna happen in the series tho I know how it goes in the books.

I also like some additions to the series by Alan Ball that are not in the books, such as JESSICA. Yes, she rocks my socks! Also, Lafayette. The best ever.. minus his witch boyfriend jesus who could've been left out..
In the books there is Lafayette, for like.. few chapters... in the books lafayette is the one found in the car in season 1, when they actually found the voodoo woman with her heart torn away.. So Glad it wasnt Lafayette in the Tvshow..

And the best of all, Godric. He is not Erics maker in the books, but I like Godric better. Erics maker in the books is Appius 'long name with no sense at all something' Livius.. and hes this pedophile type of older man..
So Godric scored home here.

I could compare things forever here,  tho they are two different things the TV and the books. Season 1 was pretty loyal to books, but since then its been only loosely based on the books. Sookies storylines are quite loyal, but everyone else iss add on, since in the books they only focus on Sookie and her POV, so obviously there are not as many characters as in the TV, and that makes TV worth watching. (not to mention Alexander Skargård,, yum!)

keskiviikko 30. kesäkuuta 2010

Eclipse review..

..by someone who knows the books upside down, inside out, in english and finnish..  *sigh* well..

Impossible to please, to make completely happy, but it did give me good laughs.Mostly by Jacob/Edward biggering, but Charlie had his moments too.
Emmets always fun, whereas Rosalies not.
Jasper had a great role in this movie and we got tiny, too tiny for readers for sure, glimpse of his past with Maria.
Personally I would've liked both his and Rosalies backstories to be told more complete, and not short flashes..
Same goes for the quillette legends too. They just threw the third wife there and didnt explain at all why was she third, to have a third, you need first and second too, right? Im not that bad in math am I?

Good side was to see so much of the army being made, Rileys killing and turning, and the whole newborn dynamics there. Downside, I strongly dislike the new actress for Victoria.

Best lines go to Jacob for sure, thermometer in the tent throws a multi-meaningfull comment about him warming up frozen bella.. "you know im hotter than you". In so many ways huh?
Also when Edward lists the stuff that if they werent natural enemies bla bla bla he might like jacob, and jacob starts his own list but ends up with only one and after a while just says..'no. not even then'. Cracker!

Bella, or more so Kristen, has NEVER gotten me to feel her, like, Bella.. only time she was doing her part as it should IMO was in New Moon when she actually IS depressed, Bella I mean. Otherthan that, she acts like anemic, like, lifeless I-dont-know-how-to-express-myself-and-I-Have-no-feelings kind of.. zombie.. sorry. I just dont, never have, and still dont, fell the bella there. Only time she actually showed feeling was when she ran after Jacob after he hears about the marriage plans. One moment, didnt last even a minute. Oh well, dont hold your breath for an oscar.

Edward, Im starting to get used to Pattison as the picture of Edward, well did, till I started watching Potters, and now hes just Cedric to me. *sigh*

From the Cullen family my favorites and the best ones are well absolutly Alice, EMMET and after Eclipse, Jasper :)

The Dogs have some hot guys there, Embry rawr :P
I kind of missed the whole imprint on 2 year old claire thing because its supposed to build up to Breaking Dawn and Jacob Renesmee stuff.. but then again after every single Twilight movie Ive felt Im missing something, somethings NOT there, they are speeding it up too much and its just not right. Did I read the books too many times or is it really sped up? Do people who havent read actually know whats going on?

Oh and Im not including the first Twilight movie here because damn thats not ever movie, its like.. swearword for movie.. or maybe I just waited too much of it. But compared to way harry potter books turn into movies, Twilight movie makers have a long way to go.. the books have amazing stuff to make a great movie out of, but they just need to USE the stuff, and mind you, can the convos get more interesting or lively with some background music or so because I feel like dying everytime bella and charlie talk together..  x.x

sunnuntai 20. kesäkuuta 2010

Friendship..?

Are we Friends or are we not? You told me once but I forgot..

Well, assuming by what happened today, we were not, by my standards anyway.

So what is a friend and how do you determine one? They love you as you are, take you with your flaws, and come when everyone else walks out.. Friendship is one of a kind relationship as well, some, the best, the most valuables, last a lifetime..

It isnt a machine to turn on and off .. it isnt vending machine you can kick and turn off when you dont like the product it gives you.. if its broken, you fix it. Right?

Ive had many people come and go out of my life. Some I called my friends and later learned they werent. Some I always knew were there just visiting. But the ones you think are there to stay, the ones you think are more than some others.. they hurt you most when they cant take the darkness of you. When all they do is suck out the good of you and all you can give to them without ever returning a single favor back..

Friends dont leave eachother. Friends fight but they forgive. Friends talk. Friends give advice and you decide do you follow or not, but at least someone cared enough to listen to your problems and worries. Friends can say stuff that you  may not want to hear because its the truth, Friends dont lie.

So I guess, reading what im writing and thinking while im writing, I never had her as a friend, just someone who wanted to suck out the life of me and use me when she needed and ignore when she had better things to do. Then call me out for doing exactly what she did, tho I only did that after I got tired of trying to be there when she obviously at that moment didnt need me.

She called me malicious, tho shes been the mean one all the time. For years. Evil even.
Not alone, not to me, but to others. Who also called her friend.

I hope oneday she learns her lesson, someone will come and leave the mark that will never leave, and she will know what she did to tons of people, but by that time.. it will be too late.

Goodbye 'my friend'.

perjantai 18. kesäkuuta 2010

Magic of life or life with magic?

So I have a protter.. eh.. plotter... tropper.. trouble with potter..and my 6 year old.
She thinks he is real - and all hells on lose when someone tries to tell her different.
Ofourse, we all imagined of prince charmings and what ever creatures when we were kids, but this just seems to go overboard.. or maybe its just because most kids are quiet, shy and keep to themselves... where as my kid is none of those and has extra vivid imagination..



Ofcourse life as it is is boring boring and boring. Boring. Did I say boring?
So we need a little magic in our lives. we daydream. we put on make up to boost our looks. we color our hairs, dress up, and even as adult I have to admit we also have those fancy depps and pitts to drool over about. How soon is too soon to start that process of drooling over men?


I remember having my first crush when I was like 5. But nothing happenes ofcourse, I just turned to tomato red and shy smiled. I also had one in preschool, the tough guy who everyone liked. cute with curly hair and ego to be the boss of everyone else.




School years went by with crush after another after another tho I do think I had one serious crush for a guy in my class for whole elementary. ok sidetracks... point is, none of those were wiards in make believe land with magic brooooom nimbus 2001 (because we were living in 90's duh..kk..) .. see how hard it is for me to keep in topic?
Im constant multitasker thinker and no I dont have ADD OMG OMG sun is shining going out kthxbai...




kidding.. ha ha. (applaudes)




Ofcourse I think its better to have a crush on cute little harry potter who is one of the nice guys. imagine her having crush ondraco malfoy and ..yea I dont want to go there. Or maybe like.. Voldemort. Id know what to get her for xmast at least. Pet worm!





You see the similarities yes?




Just wondering to myself how much of this does she really believe and how much is just her stubborness and when oh WHEN will this be over.




I loved cartoons, still do, esp Disney and I lived along with them and cried when Ariel the mermaid sat at the pier watching her love bespelled prince eric sail of to marry sea witch ursula. I cried. Everytime. Just watch, how can you not?








I also wanted to be a mermaid and used to play one when swimming, but I dont recon ever being that serious about it. Or does it count that when I first got the little mermaid I watched it over and over again for over 20 times in row and knew the lines by heart? ..ok I think I see where my kid gets it from..

keskiviikko 16. kesäkuuta 2010

Vampires vs. Shapeshifters : critic vol 2


Here comes another comparison that is just funny, because of the way these 'werewolf/shapeshifter' things always come out as the loser ones..


Here are my personal 2 least favorite shapeshifters how they are similar and wel. lame.



Jacob Black- Twilight 

VS.


Sam Merlotte- True Blood



They are both SHAPEshifters, (yes jacob too, not a were-anything), both love a girl, get a pity kiss or two, but eventually lose them to a VAMPIRE..

THE GIRLS


Isabella 'Bella' Swan from Twilight

 and 





Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood.


Sam and Sookie


Sam is sookies boss, takes her to a date while she is mad at her 'vampiyah' Bill, gets a kiss and wants some more but he dont have what sookeh wants - fangs. Becomes pitifull, lame, annoying, vampire hater, and eventually turns to Tara for comfort but never gives up on Sookie. So total Loser. Boo!

Jacob and Bella



Jacob is not Bellas Boss, but he is close family friend, otherwise ofcouse he (like sam) wouldnt stand a chance of even meeting and getting to know the objects of their obsession. Bella barely sees Jacob, untill Edward (the VAMPIRE) leaves her. Jacob becomes her FRIEND when he fixes her motorcycle and helps her with the extreme stunts obviously thinking woaaah this girl wants to do the awesome stuff with ME, when in reality Bella does these close-to-death experiments just to hear Edwards voice in her head. When Edward returns, Jacob gets the boot. But he never gives up either and eventually ends up falling in love with bellas daughter. EWWW!



The vampires in Question




Cedric aka Edward Cullen                       Bill 'Vampiaaah' Compton




Both gentlemen to an end, obsessed with their human girls, haters of the wereshifterlamers (no compaining there), DEAD, lame, and whats the attraction is that edwards ability hear peoples thoughts doesnt apply to Bella, as in True Blood world, Sookies ability to hear thoughts doesnt apply to bill. Similar? Naaah!

Edward sparkles in the sun where as Bill burns to rotten corps but cant blame him for not being born at the time when hogwarts school of magic was around. Bill drinks Blood, Edward doesnt, except animal blood, so he says, we've never seen it so Im still not sure he is a vampire... Cedric is dead! (see other note)

And not neither of these vampires are sole wanters of those girls, obviously... shapeshifters dont stand a chance but in Twilight the Volturi reeeaaally wants edward and his human girl to join their armies..



and after Sookie, there is Bills Boss...

ok are you sitting? breathing?

doble check?


I give you the winner, winner of all, and for edwards sake I hope Bella never meets him because if she does, edward loses...

ERIC NORTHMAN Sherif of Area 5 and mr. January


umm yea... so vampires rule, shapeshifters drool... no debate...

Truth about Edward Cullen - critic vol 1

Vol 1. Edward Cullen- The truth


we all know that vampires DO NOT sparkle in the sun...but why 'edward cullen' does.. well here comes..



CEDRIC

as his real name when alive was, went to hogwarts school of magic with harry Potter..soo obviously, he can do a little tink dust on himself, big deal.. sparkle here, sparkle there, and to not use so much magical powers (wich makes himself weak for sure) he rarely goes out when its sunny...

Edward Cullen, is merely alter ego invented after he died, and why change something cool as Cedric to something lame as Edward, well.. hes embarrassed.. I mean, he died and lost wiz competition to 14 year old prodigy wizard Harry Potter..



... ofcourse, here too there is involved the bad bad bad wizards of volt... I mean,VOLdermort...

Speaking of Voldemort... I think Cedric / Edward is suffering from some sort of past-death memory loss... since here...in this scene.. he says 'look at me, Im a monster'.. and tinkerstuff appears...



now ok, it may be a little gay or stupid and silly to sparkle (but its his choise duh) but why callself a monster after being killed by voldemort...



yeah.. thats ugly.. and more of monster to me...

Me

Once upon a time there was a young girl and an older man. They fell in love, got married, and had a child through hard labor - me.

I was born in March of 1981, yes you might think Im old but I dare you to ever tell that to my face. Ive got peter pan complex of never growing up. At least inside my head. There the little girl with hopes and dreams still lies under this sarcastic and cynical supposed to be adult body. Boring.

I have a child, shes 6, and everytime I look at her I see myself as a child with no worries. Just plain dreaming and believing, and its hard sometimes not to just let her live and be the dreamer, because I learned the hard way life is not a fairytale. Not by longshot.

Ofcourse, like my mother told me what to do and not do, I never listened. I had to learn the hard way. And boy did I really. And like anymother Id want to protect my child from ever making the same mistakes that I did, but just like me, Im painfully aware she will anyway.

So anyway, Im gonna try this blogging thing, I might keep up, might not, never know. Im constantly going where the wind blows on daily basis so what ever feels like a good idea today might not interest me at all tomorrow. Ofcourse, if there was anyone who really would like to hear more of these.. let me know, more than welcome.

And last but not least, Thanks to the awesome template maker. I might try out that too on another day lol. I love arts and doing it as well. So long for now.