Charlaine Harris: Dead Reckoning

The 11th Sookie Stachouse novel was..better than the 10th but all in all I can see Charlaine is getting tired of Sookieverse..
I dont know how it is for the writer to see Sookie on tv living her own life and at the same time she has to keep her loyal to the world in the books with writing.

If I was any of the guys Sookie's been dating, I wouldnt stand another day with her. She is annoying selfcentered whiny little *** lol. At least, when it comes to the differences between humanworld and the other world.

Sookie with her telepathy is sort of in the middle of these worlds, and I reckon she doesnt really know where she belongs. She wants to be human, but even the cluviel dor cant turn of her telepathy - the only thing separating her from the human world.

What went on the books then? Sookie and eric are constantly arguing and biggering over eachother and its getting pretty tiring, FOR ERIC! or it should anyway. Maybe I should go by charcter at a time the book and the happenings.

Sam & Sookie
Sam and Sookie seem to finally be at the place called friend only. Sam's bar gets burned down, thanks to sookies vendetta with the Pelt family. One must really wonder how much damage can a boss take cause by their employes? lol. If Sam wasnt a shifter himself, I bet sookie would get boot in ass faster than she can say Fangtasia.. wich is the place she could work if she didnt think too high of herself lol

The Pelts
Getting a bit tired of them allready! 3/4 of the family is dead and gone, and its still not over and it wont be over because Sandra in still in the loose. BORING! Makes me think low of the Police forces too because just look at how many times Sookie is in the middle of fire and no one wonders why?

Bill

Sookie chased by two men I assume were sent by Sandra, or Victor, runs in the rain to hide in Bills house and to cover up properly she takes of her clothes and under Bills floor she hides with dead till dark bill who wakes up several times, no wait he doesnt, just like the dead in B-Class horror movies JUST wont stay dead. And to hide properly she climbs naked over naked bill who even in death seems to like sookie on top of him very much... I could hide underground, thats how ashamed this scene made me!

Thankfully, the back of the car scene from book 3 doesnt repeat it self, and after that Bill just seems more likeable than for what Im used to. I'll get back to it later..

Alcide

Theres really no reason at all for him to be in the book, but for some idiotic reason Charlaine decided to put him in hiding in sookie bed hoping to get laid, after sookie breaks the bond with eric, wich,after broken, seems to have made a loud crack for everyone to act weird and blame it on the bond broken.
Apparently, since timing has always been bad for sookie and alcide to hook up, Alcide figured that since the bond is broken there cant be anything left in the hottest guy ever in Area 5 Eric for Sookie to like. *rollseyes* and he decided the perfect time to get laid with sookie is after the possible break up, waiting for her uninvited in her bed. *rollseyes again*


Pam
Poor Pam would want a child of her own but isnt allowed for some vampire law reason that we dont know. I would've liked to hear the reason for it tho. Other than Victor being a jerk. I love Pam, she respects her maker but with reservation. She stand ups to her own as well.

Eric
Erics dead maker married eric off before dying to the Queen of Oklahoma who has been calling to him every week for who knows how long and we only hear about it now?
The Queen has money, looks,is The Queen of Oklahoma, is immortal.. Sookie is a waiter, whiny waiter, who broke the bond with ERIC without asking,doesnt want to be married to him the vampire way as she keeps saying.. and did I say shes whiny.. I wonder what Eric does? Well it should be clear, but I doubt it is. Dont get me wrong, Im all for Eric and Sookie, but I really am starting to dislike Sookie, who plays the rescind invitation card thread too often, considering its her love she plays it with.


Sookie
Invites Amelia over to break the bond with Eric, wich happens before she even tells about it to Eric, and when it happens and Amelia tells about it to Alcide, who comes over in hopes to get laid, and Sookie sends Amelia packing, wich is really bad hospitality considering Amelia did built magic wards over her house, came over all the way from New Orleans, and broke the bond like sookie wanted. It is impossible to please Sookie, its impossible for her friends, for her relatives, and for her lovers. She is annoying!

Victor dies in this book, throu a plan Sookie made up. Obviously it gets a little bloody, wich upsets Sookie who apparently hoped victors veins would have flowers in them, and she gets whiny about  Eric being happy about Victor being dead. Erics bullshit tolerance is full at this point and he forcefully takes blood of Sookie while Bill watches. This obviously upsets Sookie, but like I said earlier about Bill, he didnt take Sookies side fully here.

I remember this book had work name 'Dead Letters', and I can see why. Sookie finds a letter written by gran, and with it she finds the fae love token Cluviel Dor - wich she can use to make one wish.
I wonder what she'll wish. She cant turn down telepathy, wich btw she got from mr. Cataliades. Didnt see that one coming!
The other letter is the one Eric received, about the deal ocella made with Oklahoma.

The Fae's in the book are a mystery, like, what are they up to? Somehow the importance of female Fae comes up and makes me wonder if Dermot and Claude are staying with sookie to  bring forth her fae side and then use her to breed more fae? Idk. Hooligans sounds like Fae safe center.


All in all I liked this book better than the previous but its getting a little too weird. I feel like CH is moving fast forward, and she doesnt seem to like writing about sookie in details like she used to. I dont know is it me, or has sookie always been this whiny but its really getting on my nerves. I hope we get satisfying conclusion to the series tho.

As I lay Dying... TVD s2ep22

How many of you thought we would see long anticipated kiss between Damon and Elena in THIS pic?
I did. But dont matter, we got it anyway :)

The episode was fast paces and not as sad as the previous episode. I cried my eyes out when Jenna died, and was prepaired to do so in this one too and my heart did skip a beat when Jeremy got shot. Bonnie saved him with witch powers, but there'll be consequences... and I think we saw those in the end.. Vicki, Anna, back from the death.. So is Jeremy like partly in the world of ghosts and dead people or what? Poor thing, but if thats the case and if the dead are up to nothing bad, imagine how good source for information they can provide to be in the future.

Katherine suprised by delivering Klaus blood to dying Damon, and Stefan said she'll never come back.. but I have to say he might be wrong.. after all, Klaus has her lovely Stefan AND she has information to Stefan I bet she cant wait to tell with some extraaa added.. about Damon and Elenas kiss she witnessed and the love you's. Katherine, she loves to cause drama right? And she wants Stefan so...

Klaus, is a mean mother***. Sure, he 'saved' Damon and took Stefan away from Elena so I sort of gotta love him lol, but pooor Elijah! well, hes with the family now. I always wonder why some people turn evil like they do, not caring about anything,and not be affected by remorse theyre shown for, like Elijah did when he decided not to kill Klaus. Elijah turned out to be weak afterall. Trusting Klaus against his better judgement.

I dont think the cliffhanger to season 3 is too strong thou. I mean, we know damon survived. Jeremy survived, who cares about two ghosts or what ever, they didnt DO anything yet to make us scared..
Elijah's dead, Klaus is leaving town so hes no up to anything for our Mystic Fall residents..and Stefan is turning Rogue but really, they arent that big deals.. The biggest deal and not a cliffhanger, more like a thing I personally have waited for a long time, is that Damon and Elena will be left alone together alone alone :) yay!

I guess I should be gratefull, because I wont be biting my nails waiting for season 3 over summer..

oomigod

So its been a while since I last updated this, maybe because Im running out of time and Ive not had anything to B*tch about..
School started, for my lil girl and for me, yes, I got accepted! So Im now UNDER 30 (grrrr forever) years old (OLD) student, studying in the University of Applied Science, under ICT. Nerd, you say.. well so do our teachers hah!

We also took a kitten to our home, to teach the spoiled little princess of ours some responsibility and taking care of others... hows that going? oh well you know *cough*.. I think she thinks the kitten is a toy.. so I started teaching her to clean the litter box and sort of like 'so you think toys do this do you DO YOU?'.. yes I know Im evil.
The kitten is adorable, lovable, and stubborn. So much like our daughter. So they fit well together, she actually calls the kitten her little sister.. hmmm.. I dont wanna think about what that makes me.. some sort of hybrid half cat half human mom.. I dont know what to make of that since sometimes I feel so dumb that I think Im more of a dog that runs around after his/her own tail... for hours..and hours.. and..you get the point..

The summer went by so quickly I didnt even have time to say 'yay summer'. True Blood season 3 was aaawesome! But so many good characters thrown away, like Talbot and Franklin.
Alan Ball has really taken rights to his own hands when you compare to the books.
In the Sookie Stackhouse novels Talbot is Russels HUMAN lover.. not a vampire, HUMAN. Blood bank. haha!
Franklin is in the books too but he is described as this older gentleman who bribed Tara with cars and expensive stuffs... untill he forwarded her like a chain-mail to a younger psycho vampire Mickey... who on the otherhand is more like the Franklin in the series. Now mickey wasnt killed of by Jason tho, but called away from the area by his maker.. after a phonecall from Eric.. as a favor to Sookie.. in exchange for information about his memory loss in book 4 (and hoping for season 4!!).. ok Im spoiling..sorry...^^

Also the Hot Shot community.. Yes they were inbred but not THAT much.. sick that Crystal should marry and breed with her BROTHER.. Calvin was Crystals uncle in the books, and much more friendly than the one in the series. Calvin also showed interest towards Sookie and wanted to bring her as part of Hot Shot community and use her as breeder.. yes.. sick. Also this Felton guy was in love with Crystal, but Crystal was sort of product of too much inbreeding that she couldnt turn into panther unless it was full moon and even then it was extra hard for her, so no talking about revelation like the one in the show where she just turn in turn out, in front of Jason.
Felton also got jeallous over Jason, and he kidnapped Jason to hotshot and bit him continuoulsy for fer weeks, hoping to turn him into panther and therefor making him less interesting to Crystal. He did manage to infect Jason with the were-panther virus, but Crystal still wanted him.
Jason didnt turn into full panther since he was 'bitten not born', and he was described to turn into more like this 'wolfman' kind of thing, man with lots of hair.. like in the old werewolf movies where they would chain the werewolves to basement when it was fullmoon. So anyway.

And the whole Fairything. Now can I SCREAM how disappointed I am about Claudine? She was Tara's friend in the books, brought to sookies life as her guardian, and she was described as the most beautifull ever and she would only have to step into Merlottes and every male in the area would want her. Now I dont see that in our tv-Claudine. Also there was no stupid gay-garden with lights and dancing, Claudine was part of 'This world' and she had come out of the Fae world to help Sookie.  (OT: the dancing happy happy joy joy light Fae world in the series gives a whole other meaning to those who use fairy word when saying someones gay). I would think that Maryann, the Maenad from season 2, would've made better Claudine since she was sort of Hypnotic at least.. not talking about the whole energy-shaking when people had sex..

And another thing to complain ins Holly, the new waitress. In the books she is YOUNGER, she is like ..gothic and yes a wiccan, scared, shy, and has only ONE child... she is not 40 something close to arlene..
GAG!

Ofcourse this sounds like I hate the show tho I actually ADORE the show, but I also Adore the books. They dont go hand in hand but thats the whole whats to like to someone whos reading and watching, because now, I actually dont know whats gonna happen in the series tho I know how it goes in the books.

I also like some additions to the series by Alan Ball that are not in the books, such as JESSICA. Yes, she rocks my socks! Also, Lafayette. The best ever.. minus his witch boyfriend jesus who could've been left out..
In the books there is Lafayette, for like.. few chapters... in the books lafayette is the one found in the car in season 1, when they actually found the voodoo woman with her heart torn away.. So Glad it wasnt Lafayette in the Tvshow..

And the best of all, Godric. He is not Erics maker in the books, but I like Godric better. Erics maker in the books is Appius 'long name with no sense at all something' Livius.. and hes this pedophile type of older man..
So Godric scored home here.

I could compare things forever here,  tho they are two different things the TV and the books. Season 1 was pretty loyal to books, but since then its been only loosely based on the books. Sookies storylines are quite loyal, but everyone else iss add on, since in the books they only focus on Sookie and her POV, so obviously there are not as many characters as in the TV, and that makes TV worth watching. (not to mention Alexander Skargård,, yum!)

Eclipse review..

..by someone who knows the books upside down, inside out, in english and finnish..  *sigh* well..

Impossible to please, to make completely happy, but it did give me good laughs.Mostly by Jacob/Edward biggering, but Charlie had his moments too.
Emmets always fun, whereas Rosalies not.
Jasper had a great role in this movie and we got tiny, too tiny for readers for sure, glimpse of his past with Maria.
Personally I would've liked both his and Rosalies backstories to be told more complete, and not short flashes..
Same goes for the quillette legends too. They just threw the third wife there and didnt explain at all why was she third, to have a third, you need first and second too, right? Im not that bad in math am I?

Good side was to see so much of the army being made, Rileys killing and turning, and the whole newborn dynamics there. Downside, I strongly dislike the new actress for Victoria.

Best lines go to Jacob for sure, thermometer in the tent throws a multi-meaningfull comment about him warming up frozen bella.. "you know im hotter than you". In so many ways huh?
Also when Edward lists the stuff that if they werent natural enemies bla bla bla he might like jacob, and jacob starts his own list but ends up with only one and after a while just says..'no. not even then'. Cracker!

Bella, or more so Kristen, has NEVER gotten me to feel her, like, Bella.. only time she was doing her part as it should IMO was in New Moon when she actually IS depressed, Bella I mean. Otherthan that, she acts like anemic, like, lifeless I-dont-know-how-to-express-myself-and-I-Have-no-feelings kind of.. zombie.. sorry. I just dont, never have, and still dont, fell the bella there. Only time she actually showed feeling was when she ran after Jacob after he hears about the marriage plans. One moment, didnt last even a minute. Oh well, dont hold your breath for an oscar.

Edward, Im starting to get used to Pattison as the picture of Edward, well did, till I started watching Potters, and now hes just Cedric to me. *sigh*

From the Cullen family my favorites and the best ones are well absolutly Alice, EMMET and after Eclipse, Jasper :)

The Dogs have some hot guys there, Embry rawr :P
I kind of missed the whole imprint on 2 year old claire thing because its supposed to build up to Breaking Dawn and Jacob Renesmee stuff.. but then again after every single Twilight movie Ive felt Im missing something, somethings NOT there, they are speeding it up too much and its just not right. Did I read the books too many times or is it really sped up? Do people who havent read actually know whats going on?

Oh and Im not including the first Twilight movie here because damn thats not ever movie, its like.. swearword for movie.. or maybe I just waited too much of it. But compared to way harry potter books turn into movies, Twilight movie makers have a long way to go.. the books have amazing stuff to make a great movie out of, but they just need to USE the stuff, and mind you, can the convos get more interesting or lively with some background music or so because I feel like dying everytime bella and charlie talk together..  x.x

Friendship..?

Are we Friends or are we not? You told me once but I forgot..

Well, assuming by what happened today, we were not, by my standards anyway.

So what is a friend and how do you determine one? They love you as you are, take you with your flaws, and come when everyone else walks out.. Friendship is one of a kind relationship as well, some, the best, the most valuables, last a lifetime..

It isnt a machine to turn on and off .. it isnt vending machine you can kick and turn off when you dont like the product it gives you.. if its broken, you fix it. Right?

Ive had many people come and go out of my life. Some I called my friends and later learned they werent. Some I always knew were there just visiting. But the ones you think are there to stay, the ones you think are more than some others.. they hurt you most when they cant take the darkness of you. When all they do is suck out the good of you and all you can give to them without ever returning a single favor back..

Friends dont leave eachother. Friends fight but they forgive. Friends talk. Friends give advice and you decide do you follow or not, but at least someone cared enough to listen to your problems and worries. Friends can say stuff that you  may not want to hear because its the truth, Friends dont lie.

So I guess, reading what im writing and thinking while im writing, I never had her as a friend, just someone who wanted to suck out the life of me and use me when she needed and ignore when she had better things to do. Then call me out for doing exactly what she did, tho I only did that after I got tired of trying to be there when she obviously at that moment didnt need me.

She called me malicious, tho shes been the mean one all the time. For years. Evil even.
Not alone, not to me, but to others. Who also called her friend.

I hope oneday she learns her lesson, someone will come and leave the mark that will never leave, and she will know what she did to tons of people, but by that time.. it will be too late.

Goodbye 'my friend'.

Magic of life or life with magic?

So I have a protter.. eh.. plotter... tropper.. trouble with potter..and my 6 year old.
She thinks he is real - and all hells on lose when someone tries to tell her different.
Ofourse, we all imagined of prince charmings and what ever creatures when we were kids, but this just seems to go overboard.. or maybe its just because most kids are quiet, shy and keep to themselves... where as my kid is none of those and has extra vivid imagination..



Ofcourse life as it is is boring boring and boring. Boring. Did I say boring?
So we need a little magic in our lives. we daydream. we put on make up to boost our looks. we color our hairs, dress up, and even as adult I have to admit we also have those fancy depps and pitts to drool over about. How soon is too soon to start that process of drooling over men?


I remember having my first crush when I was like 5. But nothing happenes ofcourse, I just turned to tomato red and shy smiled. I also had one in preschool, the tough guy who everyone liked. cute with curly hair and ego to be the boss of everyone else.




School years went by with crush after another after another tho I do think I had one serious crush for a guy in my class for whole elementary. ok sidetracks... point is, none of those were wiards in make believe land with magic brooooom nimbus 2001 (because we were living in 90's duh..kk..) .. see how hard it is for me to keep in topic?
Im constant multitasker thinker and no I dont have ADD OMG OMG sun is shining going out kthxbai...




kidding.. ha ha. (applaudes)




Ofcourse I think its better to have a crush on cute little harry potter who is one of the nice guys. imagine her having crush ondraco malfoy and ..yea I dont want to go there. Or maybe like.. Voldemort. Id know what to get her for xmast at least. Pet worm!





You see the similarities yes?




Just wondering to myself how much of this does she really believe and how much is just her stubborness and when oh WHEN will this be over.




I loved cartoons, still do, esp Disney and I lived along with them and cried when Ariel the mermaid sat at the pier watching her love bespelled prince eric sail of to marry sea witch ursula. I cried. Everytime. Just watch, how can you not?








I also wanted to be a mermaid and used to play one when swimming, but I dont recon ever being that serious about it. Or does it count that when I first got the little mermaid I watched it over and over again for over 20 times in row and knew the lines by heart? ..ok I think I see where my kid gets it from..

Vampires vs. Shapeshifters : critic vol 2

Here comes another comparison that is just funny, because of the way these 'werewolf/shapeshifter' things always come out as the loser ones..


Here are my personal 2 least favorite shapeshifters how they are similar and wel. lame.

Jacob Black- Twilight 

VS.

Sam Merlotte- True Blood

They are both SHAPEshifters, (yes jacob too, not a were-anything), both love a girl, get a pity kiss or two, but eventually lose them to a VAMPIRE..

THE GIRLS

Isabella 'Bella' Swan from Twilight

 and 

Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood.

Sam and Sookie

Sam is sookies boss, takes her to a date while she is mad at her 'vampiyah' Bill, gets a kiss and wants some more but he dont have what sookeh wants - fangs. Becomes pitifull, lame, annoying, vampire hater, and eventually turns to Tara for comfort but never gives up on Sookie. So total Loser. Boo!

Jacob and Bella

Jacob is not Bellas Boss, but he is close family friend, otherwise ofcouse he (like sam) wouldnt stand a chance of even meeting and getting to know the objects of their obsession. Bella barely sees Jacob, untill Edward (the VAMPIRE) leaves her. Jacob becomes her FRIEND when he fixes her motorcycle and helps her with the extreme stunts obviously thinking woaaah this girl wants to do the awesome stuff with ME, when in reality Bella does these close-to-death experiments just to hear Edwards voice in her head. When Edward returns, Jacob gets the boot. But he never gives up either and eventually ends up falling in love with bellas daughter. EWWW!

The vampires in Question

Cedric aka Edward Cullen                       Bill 'Vampiaaah' Compton

Both gentlemen to an end, obsessed with their human girls, haters of the wereshifterlamers (no compaining there), DEAD, lame, and whats the attraction is that edwards ability hear peoples thoughts doesnt apply to Bella, as in True Blood world, Sookies ability to hear thoughts doesnt apply to bill. Similar? Naaah!

Edward sparkles in the sun where as Bill burns to rotten corps but cant blame him for not being born at the time when hogwarts school of magic was around. Bill drinks Blood, Edward doesnt, except animal blood, so he says, we've never seen it so Im still not sure he is a vampire... Cedric is dead! (see other note)

And not neither of these vampires are sole wanters of those girls, obviously... shapeshifters dont stand a chance but in Twilight the Volturi reeeaaally wants edward and his human girl to join their armies..

and after Sookie, there is Bills Boss...

ok are you sitting? breathing?

doble check?


I give you the winner, winner of all, and for edwards sake I hope Bella never meets him because if she does, edward loses...

ERIC NORTHMAN Sherif of Area 5 and mr. January

umm yea... so vampires rule, shapeshifters drool... no debate...