True Blood s4 episode 2 - you smell like dinner

now we're getting somewhere and we're getting there fast :)

The end again, what a mouthwatering scene for the book reading eric and sookie fanbase. The Eric whos lost his memory wandering down the road for Sookie to find :)

Sookie found out about Bill being the king and what i thought was a great line, she said when asking how he got to be a king, "never mind, what I learned from being with you that everytime I learn something new about you, I'd end up wishing I didnt know it"
Aint that just right!

We found out that Bill and Nan go back to the 80's London, where Nan made a deal with Bill to work for the mainstreaming vampire population, spy on those who're royal and not 'the authority' and report back to the Authority. Thats how he got to be the king then too, when the scene at the end of season 3 got continued in Bill's flashback, and Queen Sofie Ann got a taste of  wooden bullets with silvercore, delivered to you by Bill and Nan and their camosuited armed guys. Bill, you twofaced piece of shit! 
Nan figured out killing QSA was personal for Bill and started wondering whats so special about that girl, that girl being Sookie. Now here's an interesting thought - what happens, when Nan and the Authority find out about Sookie because THEY WILL, and then what will happen to Bill who doublecrossed THEM TOO. Oh Bill! There isnt a sould on earth he hasnt betrayed.

Eric went all cave man on sookie. ' I bought you house and everything in. I own your house and I own you'.
Sookie ended up running to King Bill for help with big bad eric, but King Bill cant help Sookie, because 'Eric's got friends in high places'... hmmmmmm... Im thinking Niall, because Ive heard he might be cast for seasn 5, and I dont believe Eric YET loves sookie so much that he would without a doubt believe shes not dead when everyone else does. Im thinking Eric has inside information. (those who have not read the books dont know that Niall is the fairy prince, great grandfather of Sookie, and a sort of friend with Eric. Niall can also mask his fairyscent if you wonder why Eric hasnt eaten him yet)
Eric also told Sookie he bought her house because he cares about her, wants to protect her, and she NEEDS the protection. He's right about that but Sookie is a stubborn little kid like always.


The Hand that feeds the dog got bitten! Poor Jason! First he got locked up in broken icebox with rotten foods of the Hot Shot peoples, and then he got tied up to a bed which would be kinky if it wasnt a dirty weird boy licking his head... ew! And as if that wasnt enough, Felton 'who shoots blanks" Norris and Crystal 'fucked up in a year' Norris shifted to Panters and started eating his stomach.. in hopes of turning Jason to werepanther so he and crystal can have little kittens... because Felton Shoots Blaks! I thint they better leave Jason tied up till he shifts tho, because if I were Jason I wouldn't want anything to do with crystal after this kinky little show.


Jessica, who cant resist the temptation anymore and goes to Fangtasia for a bite of a Fangbanger. Sookie sees her, and wonders if Hoyt knows but Jessica, tired of Sookie playing her stepmom, tells her she can eat who she wants.
Sookie is over at the Fangtasia asking for Pam's help in convincing Eric to sell the house to Sookie, but pam's not buying it. She doesnt remember her and Sookie forming a 'bookclub' or 'sisterhood', and tells Sookie she's better of belonging to someone and rather Eric than someone else.

We also see Marnie 'Harry Potters aunt' the Witch wanting to use a dead body for her dark necro magic. Eric, sent by Bill., kindly offers. Well not so kindly, but instead of using Erics hot dead body, Marnie casts a spell on Eric and causes Eric to run away fast looking like a lost little boy. the next time we see him, hes on driveway walking shirtless when Sookie drives up next to him and Eric, seems to not know who or where he is, but asks Sookie ' Why do you smell so good'..

True blood in 3 minutes

so we've been getting 3 minute glimpses of the upcoming season 4 of True blood.
Heres the first 3 minutes
http://youtu.be/-bMRPpjOJ70

I would like it a lot more if it wasnt apparent from the beginning that we are moving away from the world of Southern Vampire Mysteries and entering a world made by A.Ball.
I never complained about this really because I always liked having the books and the tv and not knowing whats coming on tv since it was always a little different, and it sort of lives a life on its own.
But since season 4 is supposed to be the all time fan favorite book 4, I worry they change the most important thing to happen in the book series regarding the 7 books after - SOOKIE and ERIC!
They just have to happen!

That aside, i think the fae are weird. And as a book reader I cant help but point finger at things that are wrong, like grand-dad Earl and Barry. OK, so we dont know in the books yet how it is that Barry got telepathic but we know for sure that Sookie didnt get any of that from her grand dad, Earl is supposed to be the real down to earth kind of guy with nothing supernatural in him.
Another thing I already noticed last season is Im really dissapointed in the actress choise of Claudine.. shes plain, when shes supposed to be unbelievably, breathtakinly beatifull. I dont know what it would feel and look like watching the show as regular viewer.

The next 3 minutes http://youtu.be/4Pt-clMON2E

Fae queen of somekind? there was no such in books, there were prince's, but not a queen.
And sure some of them wanted to hurt Sookie and did too but The human were not allowed to enter Fae world. I dont know what to make of this really. Are we having Sookies humanfae grandfather in season 4?
or maybe if he enters the human world again, time catches up with him and hes gone.. idk?
I hope we get a look at the vampires of the show too, because this fae story isnt doing it for me.. didnt do it in the books and istn doing it here either, the best thing about the fae in the books was and is that we dont know too much about them so they seem like a mystery, why are they playing these cards for us in first 6 minutes of the season? I wanted to think they are sweet and magical, for a little longer...

GLADLY, the other promos with witches and vampires, they look AMAZING!
As Eric says in this promo, Sookie - you are mine!.. I wanna say.. yes she iss give us eric and sookie!!! =)

I also cannot wait to see what happens to Jessica and Hoyt, Pam, Jason, Tara, Sam... only 3 weeks left and Im dying lol

oomigod

So its been a while since I last updated this, maybe because Im running out of time and Ive not had anything to B*tch about..
School started, for my lil girl and for me, yes, I got accepted! So Im now UNDER 30 (grrrr forever) years old (OLD) student, studying in the University of Applied Science, under ICT. Nerd, you say.. well so do our teachers hah!

We also took a kitten to our home, to teach the spoiled little princess of ours some responsibility and taking care of others... hows that going? oh well you know *cough*.. I think she thinks the kitten is a toy.. so I started teaching her to clean the litter box and sort of like 'so you think toys do this do you DO YOU?'.. yes I know Im evil.
The kitten is adorable, lovable, and stubborn. So much like our daughter. So they fit well together, she actually calls the kitten her little sister.. hmmm.. I dont wanna think about what that makes me.. some sort of hybrid half cat half human mom.. I dont know what to make of that since sometimes I feel so dumb that I think Im more of a dog that runs around after his/her own tail... for hours..and hours.. and..you get the point..

The summer went by so quickly I didnt even have time to say 'yay summer'. True Blood season 3 was aaawesome! But so many good characters thrown away, like Talbot and Franklin.
Alan Ball has really taken rights to his own hands when you compare to the books.
In the Sookie Stackhouse novels Talbot is Russels HUMAN lover.. not a vampire, HUMAN. Blood bank. haha!
Franklin is in the books too but he is described as this older gentleman who bribed Tara with cars and expensive stuffs... untill he forwarded her like a chain-mail to a younger psycho vampire Mickey... who on the otherhand is more like the Franklin in the series. Now mickey wasnt killed of by Jason tho, but called away from the area by his maker.. after a phonecall from Eric.. as a favor to Sookie.. in exchange for information about his memory loss in book 4 (and hoping for season 4!!).. ok Im spoiling..sorry...^^

Also the Hot Shot community.. Yes they were inbred but not THAT much.. sick that Crystal should marry and breed with her BROTHER.. Calvin was Crystals uncle in the books, and much more friendly than the one in the series. Calvin also showed interest towards Sookie and wanted to bring her as part of Hot Shot community and use her as breeder.. yes.. sick. Also this Felton guy was in love with Crystal, but Crystal was sort of product of too much inbreeding that she couldnt turn into panther unless it was full moon and even then it was extra hard for her, so no talking about revelation like the one in the show where she just turn in turn out, in front of Jason.
Felton also got jeallous over Jason, and he kidnapped Jason to hotshot and bit him continuoulsy for fer weeks, hoping to turn him into panther and therefor making him less interesting to Crystal. He did manage to infect Jason with the were-panther virus, but Crystal still wanted him.
Jason didnt turn into full panther since he was 'bitten not born', and he was described to turn into more like this 'wolfman' kind of thing, man with lots of hair.. like in the old werewolf movies where they would chain the werewolves to basement when it was fullmoon. So anyway.

And the whole Fairything. Now can I SCREAM how disappointed I am about Claudine? She was Tara's friend in the books, brought to sookies life as her guardian, and she was described as the most beautifull ever and she would only have to step into Merlottes and every male in the area would want her. Now I dont see that in our tv-Claudine. Also there was no stupid gay-garden with lights and dancing, Claudine was part of 'This world' and she had come out of the Fae world to help Sookie.  (OT: the dancing happy happy joy joy light Fae world in the series gives a whole other meaning to those who use fairy word when saying someones gay). I would think that Maryann, the Maenad from season 2, would've made better Claudine since she was sort of Hypnotic at least.. not talking about the whole energy-shaking when people had sex..

And another thing to complain ins Holly, the new waitress. In the books she is YOUNGER, she is like ..gothic and yes a wiccan, scared, shy, and has only ONE child... she is not 40 something close to arlene..
GAG!

Ofcourse this sounds like I hate the show tho I actually ADORE the show, but I also Adore the books. They dont go hand in hand but thats the whole whats to like to someone whos reading and watching, because now, I actually dont know whats gonna happen in the series tho I know how it goes in the books.

I also like some additions to the series by Alan Ball that are not in the books, such as JESSICA. Yes, she rocks my socks! Also, Lafayette. The best ever.. minus his witch boyfriend jesus who could've been left out..
In the books there is Lafayette, for like.. few chapters... in the books lafayette is the one found in the car in season 1, when they actually found the voodoo woman with her heart torn away.. So Glad it wasnt Lafayette in the Tvshow..

And the best of all, Godric. He is not Erics maker in the books, but I like Godric better. Erics maker in the books is Appius 'long name with no sense at all something' Livius.. and hes this pedophile type of older man..
So Godric scored home here.

I could compare things forever here,  tho they are two different things the TV and the books. Season 1 was pretty loyal to books, but since then its been only loosely based on the books. Sookies storylines are quite loyal, but everyone else iss add on, since in the books they only focus on Sookie and her POV, so obviously there are not as many characters as in the TV, and that makes TV worth watching. (not to mention Alexander Skargård,, yum!)

Vampires vs. Shapeshifters : critic vol 2

Here comes another comparison that is just funny, because of the way these 'werewolf/shapeshifter' things always come out as the loser ones..


Here are my personal 2 least favorite shapeshifters how they are similar and wel. lame.

Jacob Black- Twilight 

VS.

Sam Merlotte- True Blood

They are both SHAPEshifters, (yes jacob too, not a were-anything), both love a girl, get a pity kiss or two, but eventually lose them to a VAMPIRE..

THE GIRLS

Isabella 'Bella' Swan from Twilight

 and 

Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood.

Sam and Sookie

Sam is sookies boss, takes her to a date while she is mad at her 'vampiyah' Bill, gets a kiss and wants some more but he dont have what sookeh wants - fangs. Becomes pitifull, lame, annoying, vampire hater, and eventually turns to Tara for comfort but never gives up on Sookie. So total Loser. Boo!

Jacob and Bella

Jacob is not Bellas Boss, but he is close family friend, otherwise ofcouse he (like sam) wouldnt stand a chance of even meeting and getting to know the objects of their obsession. Bella barely sees Jacob, untill Edward (the VAMPIRE) leaves her. Jacob becomes her FRIEND when he fixes her motorcycle and helps her with the extreme stunts obviously thinking woaaah this girl wants to do the awesome stuff with ME, when in reality Bella does these close-to-death experiments just to hear Edwards voice in her head. When Edward returns, Jacob gets the boot. But he never gives up either and eventually ends up falling in love with bellas daughter. EWWW!

The vampires in Question

Cedric aka Edward Cullen                       Bill 'Vampiaaah' Compton

Both gentlemen to an end, obsessed with their human girls, haters of the wereshifterlamers (no compaining there), DEAD, lame, and whats the attraction is that edwards ability hear peoples thoughts doesnt apply to Bella, as in True Blood world, Sookies ability to hear thoughts doesnt apply to bill. Similar? Naaah!

Edward sparkles in the sun where as Bill burns to rotten corps but cant blame him for not being born at the time when hogwarts school of magic was around. Bill drinks Blood, Edward doesnt, except animal blood, so he says, we've never seen it so Im still not sure he is a vampire... Cedric is dead! (see other note)

And not neither of these vampires are sole wanters of those girls, obviously... shapeshifters dont stand a chance but in Twilight the Volturi reeeaaally wants edward and his human girl to join their armies..

and after Sookie, there is Bills Boss...

ok are you sitting? breathing?

doble check?


I give you the winner, winner of all, and for edwards sake I hope Bella never meets him because if she does, edward loses...

ERIC NORTHMAN Sherif of Area 5 and mr. January

umm yea... so vampires rule, shapeshifters drool... no debate...