perjantai 22. heinäkuuta 2011

If you love me, why am I dying? TBs4e3

Yes, Crystal, why are you being weird?

So we get a grat taste of Memoryloss Eric and it tastes good!
He know's he's a vampie, but thats all he knows, as he tells 'snooki', after trying to eat her.
I think they are doing a great job with Eric, making his memoryloss adorable and cute, and at the same time funny. I myself keep hiding my mouth with my hand and cant help giggling when i watch Eric watch his step in Sookies house, trying not to mess her carpet. Its funny, because he actually walks carefully around the carpet, tho last season he wet the carpet with werewolf blood.

Alcide shows up in thsi episode, hes now back together with his prsycho Debbie whos gone all religious.
Once again, I feel like Alcide needs a good story line, or if there isnt one, he needs to be get rid of, because its the same in the last book and now here, he's just a pointless add on, no use, no reason, just to have him there. sookie goes over to ask him to 'take care of Eric', as in babysit take care, not kill take care.
Now, i dont know what happened in the year we skipped but WHEn does anyone ever think A werewolf would be the best choise to babysit a vampire?

We also see Andy struggle and go nuts with his V-addiction, powertripping Sam on Merlottes parkinglot. I really dont know if I hate Andy or love Andy. He irritates the shit out of me at times, but then again he is this grumpy basic guy who you sort of just have to love. Little kid in a big body. Grumpy, he is.

Jason is being bitten and kept hostage by the weird uncle daddies of Hot Shot, and the episode actually ends with the weird corpse brides of Hot Shot lining up to rape him. YES, rape him. Crystal the weird mama kitty fed Jason viagra.

This season so far is less action packed than last, but I like it all the same. there are many storylines, maybe too many? so Im hoping they'll cut some of those. The book lovers really should enjoy Eric storyline, but I dont know if the just tv fans like it much? I just dont know any of those ;)

tiistai 28. kesäkuuta 2011

Laurell K. Hamilton: Anita Blake #20: Hit List

I like this book because its back to Anita being Anita, US marshal and kick ass bad girl with Edward.
At somepoint of the series, after the Ardeur kicked on, I felt like I was reading sex novels or pornography, and it wasnt fun. But now with Bullet, and Hit List, I feel like we're getting Anita back.

Anita and Edward are on a out of home US marshal mission, following the trail of dead were-tigers killed by the harlequin - A. Blake world version of twilights Volturi and True Bloods 'the Authority' - only much much worse. The Harlequin is not to be mentioned by name unless you wanna die. Its like Edward said it in the beginning wich made me laugh.
'It feels like were in a Harry Potter book, talking about 'he who must not be named'

The harlequin are serving Marmee Noir, Mother of all vampires, the Darkness itself, who wants to take over Anita's human body as her own.

In the book, there is a tiny hint about Edward and Anita, and it left me wondering if someday there might be something more to those two. We know Edward Would sleep with Anita to feed her Ardeur if needed, but it feels so wrong that those two would never be, for real. They are so alike. But I cant imagine Edward ever being 'one of Anita's guys'. Edward would have to be THE one for her.

We also meet Bernardo and Olaf, and Anita collects another man to her harem from the Seattle weretigers, one with 3 different shapes Ethan. Olaf gets infected with lycantrophy and he runs of, not wanting to be one of Anita's animals to call or be made as her slave like Nicky is.

Anita ends up drinking up the darkness and 'killing' marmee noir, taking her inside herself, but not letting her take over her. So i wonder what happens next.
If there's onething missing from this book, its the Micah & Nathaniel duo.
I wish we would've seen them, but maybe next time. there are so many people in Anita's life and world that its almost impossible to have them all in the same book.

True Blood s4 episode 2 - you smell like dinner

now we're getting somewhere and we're getting there fast :)

The end again, what a mouthwatering scene for the book reading eric and sookie fanbase. The Eric whos lost his memory wandering down the road for Sookie to find :)

Sookie found out about Bill being the king and what i thought was a great line, she said when asking how he got to be a king, "never mind, what I learned from being with you that everytime I learn something new about you, I'd end up wishing I didnt know it"
Aint that just right!

We found out that Bill and Nan go back to the 80's London, where Nan made a deal with Bill to work for the mainstreaming vampire population, spy on those who're royal and not 'the authority' and report back to the Authority. Thats how he got to be the king then too, when the scene at the end of season 3 got continued in Bill's flashback, and Queen Sofie Ann got a taste of  wooden bullets with silvercore, delivered to you by Bill and Nan and their camosuited armed guys. Bill, you twofaced piece of shit! 
Nan figured out killing QSA was personal for Bill and started wondering whats so special about that girl, that girl being Sookie. Now here's an interesting thought - what happens, when Nan and the Authority find out about Sookie because THEY WILL, and then what will happen to Bill who doublecrossed THEM TOO. Oh Bill! There isnt a sould on earth he hasnt betrayed.

Eric went all cave man on sookie. ' I bought you house and everything in. I own your house and I own you'.
Sookie ended up running to King Bill for help with big bad eric, but King Bill cant help Sookie, because 'Eric's got friends in high places'... hmmmmmm... Im thinking Niall, because Ive heard he might be cast for seasn 5, and I dont believe Eric YET loves sookie so much that he would without a doubt believe shes not dead when everyone else does. Im thinking Eric has inside information. (those who have not read the books dont know that Niall is the fairy prince, great grandfather of Sookie, and a sort of friend with Eric. Niall can also mask his fairyscent if you wonder why Eric hasnt eaten him yet)
Eric also told Sookie he bought her house because he cares about her, wants to protect her, and she NEEDS the protection. He's right about that but Sookie is a stubborn little kid like always.


The Hand that feeds the dog got bitten! Poor Jason! First he got locked up in broken icebox with rotten foods of the Hot Shot peoples, and then he got tied up to a bed which would be kinky if it wasnt a dirty weird boy licking his head... ew! And as if that wasnt enough, Felton 'who shoots blanks" Norris and Crystal 'fucked up in a year' Norris shifted to Panters and started eating his stomach.. in hopes of turning Jason to werepanther so he and crystal can have little kittens... because Felton Shoots Blaks! I thint they better leave Jason tied up till he shifts tho, because if I were Jason I wouldn't want anything to do with crystal after this kinky little show.


Jessica, who cant resist the temptation anymore and goes to Fangtasia for a bite of a Fangbanger. Sookie sees her, and wonders if Hoyt knows but Jessica, tired of Sookie playing her stepmom, tells her she can eat who she wants.
Sookie is over at the Fangtasia asking for Pam's help in convincing Eric to sell the house to Sookie, but pam's not buying it. She doesnt remember her and Sookie forming a 'bookclub' or 'sisterhood', and tells Sookie she's better of belonging to someone and rather Eric than someone else.

We also see Marnie 'Harry Potters aunt' the Witch wanting to use a dead body for her dark necro magic. Eric, sent by Bill., kindly offers. Well not so kindly, but instead of using Erics hot dead body, Marnie casts a spell on Eric and causes Eric to run away fast looking like a lost little boy. the next time we see him, hes on driveway walking shirtless when Sookie drives up next to him and Eric, seems to not know who or where he is, but asks Sookie ' Why do you smell so good'..

maanantai 27. kesäkuuta 2011

TB s4ep1: She's not there

yaaay True Blood is back!

Im propably right when I say that every Eric-Sookie shipper is squee'ing over the last minute.
We didnt get much of Eric, but the bits we did get, were better than anyone else's.

When Sookie first disappeared at the end of season 3 i was worried she would be gone for a few episodes, well not gonr from the screen but from Bon  temps and that would've cause slowdown for the inevidable - Eric. lol.  So, as it happens, she was gone 1 year / 8 minutes our screen time and back in BT before we know it. I like it. Time has passed, things have moved on, everyone's written her of.. everyone except Eric! How cool is that??

No matter how much id like to lie to myself and keep telling myself that its because Eric finally realized his undying love for sookie blabla bla BUT knowing Eric and having read the books and knowing whats gonna happen  down the road I THINK Eric might've had an idea where Sookie might be. Had she died, she would've left a body behind. Eric in the books has connection to Nial, sookies fae granddad, and Ive heard rumors there might be Nial for the show down the road, so maybe Eric knew where Sookie is, because I dont think he 'refused' to believe shes gone, as in dead gone. He bought her house, to own her. And thats what Erics always wanted - to own her. More than anything else.

Tho Jason loves Sookie and is her brother, it makes total sence for Jasons Character to move on and sell the house. Bill moved on and by the looks of it he might be moving on with Portia Bellefleur. Bill the King doesnt bother me, at least he's too busy to hang around sookies corners now. I HOPE.
The onlything about it that bothers me is him powertippin Eric, telling Eric to leave and ordering Eric around. NO ONE GETS TO DO THAT!! >.<
Im sure Bill will get whats coming for him tho.

pam, jessica and hoyt - Pam was hilarious talking to the camera. So non enthusiastic! jessica might be wanting to tasta some other blood, domestic happines doesnt seem to suite her, tho she does cook her eggs nice hah!
Im hoping The act with Tommy is just an Act, because I liked him as bad ass. Why is it anyway, that when someone turns religious, they start combing their hair so gay?!
I hope we get to see the 'in between the year sookie was gone' - events as well. Tara as lesbian wasnt real shocker, maybe coz i read about someone coming out of closet and she made total sence. Her luck with men is no luck at all. tho Id like to think she swings both ways.

Arlene is totally over-freaking´-out over her baby-renee. its normal baby behavior to break toys, tear the heads, because honestly, I dont think babies can tell the difference of the parts they rip of. it looks to me like mothers insctinct skipped Arlene's house this time round.

All in all its great to have the show back, but the episode wasnt exactly what I was looking for. We dont need to see *every storyline in the first hour, because it feels so shallow and the show didnt get a good bite of me yet. The episode was like Charlaine's latest book  - need to add every character in to one big pile of mess to give everyone something.

But either way, Im DAMN GLAD ITS BACK ON!!! :)

tiistai 7. kesäkuuta 2011

True blood in 3 minutes

so we've been getting 3 minute glimpses of the upcoming season 4 of True blood.
Heres the first 3 minutes
http://youtu.be/-bMRPpjOJ70


I would like it a lot more if it wasnt apparent from the beginning that we are moving away from the world of Southern Vampire Mysteries and entering a world made by A.Ball.
I never complained about this really because I always liked having the books and the tv and not knowing whats coming on tv since it was always a little different, and it sort of lives a life on its own.
But since season 4 is supposed to be the all time fan favorite book 4, I worry they change the most important thing to happen in the book series regarding the 7 books after - SOOKIE and ERIC!
They just have to happen!

That aside, i think the fae are weird. And as a book reader I cant help but point finger at things that are wrong, like grand-dad Earl and Barry. OK, so we dont know in the books yet how it is that Barry got telepathic but we know for sure that Sookie didnt get any of that from her grand dad, Earl is supposed to be the real down to earth kind of guy with nothing supernatural in him.
Another thing I already noticed last season is Im really dissapointed in the actress choise of Claudine.. shes plain, when shes supposed to be unbelievably, breathtakinly beatifull. I dont know what it would feel and look like watching the show as regular viewer.

The next 3 minutes http://youtu.be/4Pt-clMON2E


Fae queen of somekind? there was no such in books, there were prince's, but not a queen.
And sure some of them wanted to hurt Sookie and did too but The human were not allowed to enter Fae world. I dont know what to make of this really. Are we having Sookies humanfae grandfather in season 4?
or maybe if he enters the human world again, time catches up with him and hes gone.. idk?
I hope we get a look at the vampires of the show too, because this fae story isnt doing it for me.. didnt do it in the books and istn doing it here either, the best thing about the fae in the books was and is that we dont know too much about them so they seem like a mystery, why are they playing these cards for us in first 6 minutes of the season? I wanted to think they are sweet and magical, for a little longer...

GLADLY, the other promos with witches and vampires, they look AMAZING!
As Eric says in this promo, Sookie - you are mine!.. I wanna say.. yes she iss give us eric and sookie!!! =)

I also cannot wait to see what happens to Jessica and Hoyt, Pam, Jason, Tara, Sam... only 3 weeks left and Im dying lol

lauantai 14. toukokuuta 2011

Charlaine Harris: Dead Reckoning

The 11th Sookie Stachouse novel was..better than the 10th but all in all I can see Charlaine is getting tired of Sookieverse..
I dont know how it is for the writer to see Sookie on tv living her own life and at the same time she has to keep her loyal to the world in the books with writing.

If I was any of the guys Sookie's been dating, I wouldnt stand another day with her. She is annoying selfcentered whiny little *** lol. At least, when it comes to the differences between humanworld and the other world.

Sookie with her telepathy is sort of in the middle of these worlds, and I reckon she doesnt really know where she belongs. She wants to be human, but even the cluviel dor cant turn of her telepathy - the only thing separating her from the human world.

What went on the books then? Sookie and eric are constantly arguing and biggering over eachother and its getting pretty tiring, FOR ERIC! or it should anyway. Maybe I should go by charcter at a time the book and the happenings.

Sam & Sookie
Sam and Sookie seem to finally be at the place called friend only. Sam's bar gets burned down, thanks to sookies vendetta with the Pelt family. One must really wonder how much damage can a boss take cause by their employes? lol. If Sam wasnt a shifter himself, I bet sookie would get boot in ass faster than she can say Fangtasia.. wich is the place she could work if she didnt think too high of herself lol

The Pelts
Getting a bit tired of them allready! 3/4 of the family is dead and gone, and its still not over and it wont be over because Sandra in still in the loose. BORING! Makes me think low of the Police forces too because just look at how many times Sookie is in the middle of fire and no one wonders why?

Bill
Sookie chased by two men I assume were sent by Sandra, or Victor, runs in the rain to hide in Bills house and to cover up properly she takes of her clothes and under Bills floor she hides with dead till dark bill who wakes up several times, no wait he doesnt, just like the dead in B-Class horror movies JUST wont stay dead. And to hide properly she climbs naked over naked bill who even in death seems to like sookie on top of him very much... I could hide underground, thats how ashamed this scene made me!

Thankfully, the back of the car scene from book 3 doesnt repeat it self, and after that Bill just seems more likeable than for what Im used to. I'll get back to it later..

Alcide

Theres really no reason at all for him to be in the book, but for some idiotic reason Charlaine decided to put him in hiding in sookie bed hoping to get laid, after sookie breaks the bond with eric, wich,after broken, seems to have made a loud crack for everyone to act weird and blame it on the bond broken.
Apparently, since timing has always been bad for sookie and alcide to hook up, Alcide figured that since the bond is broken there cant be anything left in the hottest guy ever in Area 5 Eric for Sookie to like. *rollseyes* and he decided the perfect time to get laid with sookie is after the possible break up, waiting for her uninvited in her bed. *rollseyes again*


Pam
Poor Pam would want a child of her own but isnt allowed for some vampire law reason that we dont know. I would've liked to hear the reason for it tho. Other than Victor being a jerk. I love Pam, she respects her maker but with reservation. She stand ups to her own as well.

Eric
Erics dead maker married eric off before dying to the Queen of Oklahoma who has been calling to him every week for who knows how long and we only hear about it now?
The Queen has money, looks,is The Queen of Oklahoma, is immortal.. Sookie is a waiter, whiny waiter, who broke the bond with ERIC without asking,doesnt want to be married to him the vampire way as she keeps saying.. and did I say shes whiny.. I wonder what Eric does? Well it should be clear, but I doubt it is. Dont get me wrong, Im all for Eric and Sookie, but I really am starting to dislike Sookie, who plays the rescind invitation card thread too often, considering its her love she plays it with.


Sookie
Invites Amelia over to break the bond with Eric, wich happens before she even tells about it to Eric, and when it happens and Amelia tells about it to Alcide, who comes over in hopes to get laid, and Sookie sends Amelia packing, wich is really bad hospitality considering Amelia did built magic wards over her house, came over all the way from New Orleans, and broke the bond like sookie wanted. It is impossible to please Sookie, its impossible for her friends, for her relatives, and for her lovers. She is annoying!

Victor dies in this book, throu a plan Sookie made up. Obviously it gets a little bloody, wich upsets Sookie who apparently hoped victors veins would have flowers in them, and she gets whiny about  Eric being happy about Victor being dead. Erics bullshit tolerance is full at this point and he forcefully takes blood of Sookie while Bill watches. This obviously upsets Sookie, but like I said earlier about Bill, he didnt take Sookies side fully here.

I remember this book had work name 'Dead Letters', and I can see why. Sookie finds a letter written by gran, and with it she finds the fae love token Cluviel Dor - wich she can use to make one wish.
I wonder what she'll wish. She cant turn down telepathy, wich btw she got from mr. Cataliades. Didnt see that one coming!
The other letter is the one Eric received, about the deal ocella made with Oklahoma.

The Fae's in the book are a mystery, like, what are they up to? Somehow the importance of female Fae comes up and makes me wonder if Dermot and Claude are staying with sookie to  bring forth her fae side and then use her to breed more fae? Idk. Hooligans sounds like Fae safe center.


All in all I liked this book better than the previous but its getting a little too weird. I feel like CH is moving fast forward, and she doesnt seem to like writing about sookie in details like she used to. I dont know is it me, or has sookie always been this whiny but its really getting on my nerves. I hope we get satisfying conclusion to the series tho.

As I lay Dying... TVD s2ep22

How many of you thought we would see long anticipated kiss between Damon and Elena in THIS pic?
I did. But dont matter, we got it anyway :)

The episode was fast paces and not as sad as the previous episode. I cried my eyes out when Jenna died, and was prepaired to do so in this one too and my heart did skip a beat when Jeremy got shot. Bonnie saved him with witch powers, but there'll be consequences... and I think we saw those in the end.. Vicki, Anna, back from the death.. So is Jeremy like partly in the world of ghosts and dead people or what? Poor thing, but if thats the case and if the dead are up to nothing bad, imagine how good source for information they can provide to be in the future.

Katherine suprised by delivering Klaus blood to dying Damon, and Stefan said she'll never come back.. but I have to say he might be wrong.. after all, Klaus has her lovely Stefan AND she has information to Stefan I bet she cant wait to tell with some extraaa added.. about Damon and Elenas kiss she witnessed and the love you's. Katherine, she loves to cause drama right? And she wants Stefan so...

Klaus, is a mean mother***. Sure, he 'saved' Damon and took Stefan away from Elena so I sort of gotta love him lol, but pooor Elijah! well, hes with the family now. I always wonder why some people turn evil like they do, not caring about anything,and not be affected by remorse theyre shown for, like Elijah did when he decided not to kill Klaus. Elijah turned out to be weak afterall. Trusting Klaus against his better judgement.

I dont think the cliffhanger to season 3 is too strong thou. I mean, we know damon survived. Jeremy survived, who cares about two ghosts or what ever, they didnt DO anything yet to make us scared..
Elijah's dead, Klaus is leaving town so hes no up to anything for our Mystic Fall residents..and Stefan is turning Rogue but really, they arent that big deals.. The biggest deal and not a cliffhanger, more like a thing I personally have waited for a long time, is that Damon and Elena will be left alone together alone alone :) yay!

I guess I should be gratefull, because I wont be biting my nails waiting for season 3 over summer..

tiistai 21. syyskuuta 2010

oomigod

So its been a while since I last updated this, maybe because Im running out of time and Ive not had anything to B*tch about..
School started, for my lil girl and for me, yes, I got accepted! So Im now UNDER 30 (grrrr forever) years old (OLD) student, studying in the University of Applied Science, under ICT. Nerd, you say.. well so do our teachers hah!

We also took a kitten to our home, to teach the spoiled little princess of ours some responsibility and taking care of others... hows that going? oh well you know *cough*.. I think she thinks the kitten is a toy.. so I started teaching her to clean the litter box and sort of like 'so you think toys do this do you DO YOU?'.. yes I know Im evil.
The kitten is adorable, lovable, and stubborn. So much like our daughter. So they fit well together, she actually calls the kitten her little sister.. hmmm.. I dont wanna think about what that makes me.. some sort of hybrid half cat half human mom.. I dont know what to make of that since sometimes I feel so dumb that I think Im more of a dog that runs around after his/her own tail... for hours..and hours.. and..you get the point..

The summer went by so quickly I didnt even have time to say 'yay summer'. True Blood season 3 was aaawesome! But so many good characters thrown away, like Talbot and Franklin.
Alan Ball has really taken rights to his own hands when you compare to the books.
In the Sookie Stackhouse novels Talbot is Russels HUMAN lover.. not a vampire, HUMAN. Blood bank. haha!
Franklin is in the books too but he is described as this older gentleman who bribed Tara with cars and expensive stuffs... untill he forwarded her like a chain-mail to a younger psycho vampire Mickey... who on the otherhand is more like the Franklin in the series. Now mickey wasnt killed of by Jason tho, but called away from the area by his maker.. after a phonecall from Eric.. as a favor to Sookie.. in exchange for information about his memory loss in book 4 (and hoping for season 4!!).. ok Im spoiling..sorry...^^

Also the Hot Shot community.. Yes they were inbred but not THAT much.. sick that Crystal should marry and breed with her BROTHER.. Calvin was Crystals uncle in the books, and much more friendly than the one in the series. Calvin also showed interest towards Sookie and wanted to bring her as part of Hot Shot community and use her as breeder.. yes.. sick. Also this Felton guy was in love with Crystal, but Crystal was sort of product of too much inbreeding that she couldnt turn into panther unless it was full moon and even then it was extra hard for her, so no talking about revelation like the one in the show where she just turn in turn out, in front of Jason.
Felton also got jeallous over Jason, and he kidnapped Jason to hotshot and bit him continuoulsy for fer weeks, hoping to turn him into panther and therefor making him less interesting to Crystal. He did manage to infect Jason with the were-panther virus, but Crystal still wanted him.
Jason didnt turn into full panther since he was 'bitten not born', and he was described to turn into more like this 'wolfman' kind of thing, man with lots of hair.. like in the old werewolf movies where they would chain the werewolves to basement when it was fullmoon. So anyway.

And the whole Fairything. Now can I SCREAM how disappointed I am about Claudine? She was Tara's friend in the books, brought to sookies life as her guardian, and she was described as the most beautifull ever and she would only have to step into Merlottes and every male in the area would want her. Now I dont see that in our tv-Claudine. Also there was no stupid gay-garden with lights and dancing, Claudine was part of 'This world' and she had come out of the Fae world to help Sookie.  (OT: the dancing happy happy joy joy light Fae world in the series gives a whole other meaning to those who use fairy word when saying someones gay). I would think that Maryann, the Maenad from season 2, would've made better Claudine since she was sort of Hypnotic at least.. not talking about the whole energy-shaking when people had sex..

And another thing to complain ins Holly, the new waitress. In the books she is YOUNGER, she is like ..gothic and yes a wiccan, scared, shy, and has only ONE child... she is not 40 something close to arlene..
GAG!

Ofcourse this sounds like I hate the show tho I actually ADORE the show, but I also Adore the books. They dont go hand in hand but thats the whole whats to like to someone whos reading and watching, because now, I actually dont know whats gonna happen in the series tho I know how it goes in the books.

I also like some additions to the series by Alan Ball that are not in the books, such as JESSICA. Yes, she rocks my socks! Also, Lafayette. The best ever.. minus his witch boyfriend jesus who could've been left out..
In the books there is Lafayette, for like.. few chapters... in the books lafayette is the one found in the car in season 1, when they actually found the voodoo woman with her heart torn away.. So Glad it wasnt Lafayette in the Tvshow..

And the best of all, Godric. He is not Erics maker in the books, but I like Godric better. Erics maker in the books is Appius 'long name with no sense at all something' Livius.. and hes this pedophile type of older man..
So Godric scored home here.

I could compare things forever here,  tho they are two different things the TV and the books. Season 1 was pretty loyal to books, but since then its been only loosely based on the books. Sookies storylines are quite loyal, but everyone else iss add on, since in the books they only focus on Sookie and her POV, so obviously there are not as many characters as in the TV, and that makes TV worth watching. (not to mention Alexander Skargård,, yum!)

keskiviikko 30. kesäkuuta 2010

Eclipse review..

..by someone who knows the books upside down, inside out, in english and finnish..  *sigh* well..

Impossible to please, to make completely happy, but it did give me good laughs.Mostly by Jacob/Edward biggering, but Charlie had his moments too.
Emmets always fun, whereas Rosalies not.
Jasper had a great role in this movie and we got tiny, too tiny for readers for sure, glimpse of his past with Maria.
Personally I would've liked both his and Rosalies backstories to be told more complete, and not short flashes..
Same goes for the quillette legends too. They just threw the third wife there and didnt explain at all why was she third, to have a third, you need first and second too, right? Im not that bad in math am I?

Good side was to see so much of the army being made, Rileys killing and turning, and the whole newborn dynamics there. Downside, I strongly dislike the new actress for Victoria.

Best lines go to Jacob for sure, thermometer in the tent throws a multi-meaningfull comment about him warming up frozen bella.. "you know im hotter than you". In so many ways huh?
Also when Edward lists the stuff that if they werent natural enemies bla bla bla he might like jacob, and jacob starts his own list but ends up with only one and after a while just says..'no. not even then'. Cracker!

Bella, or more so Kristen, has NEVER gotten me to feel her, like, Bella.. only time she was doing her part as it should IMO was in New Moon when she actually IS depressed, Bella I mean. Otherthan that, she acts like anemic, like, lifeless I-dont-know-how-to-express-myself-and-I-Have-no-feelings kind of.. zombie.. sorry. I just dont, never have, and still dont, fell the bella there. Only time she actually showed feeling was when she ran after Jacob after he hears about the marriage plans. One moment, didnt last even a minute. Oh well, dont hold your breath for an oscar.

Edward, Im starting to get used to Pattison as the picture of Edward, well did, till I started watching Potters, and now hes just Cedric to me. *sigh*

From the Cullen family my favorites and the best ones are well absolutly Alice, EMMET and after Eclipse, Jasper :)

The Dogs have some hot guys there, Embry rawr :P
I kind of missed the whole imprint on 2 year old claire thing because its supposed to build up to Breaking Dawn and Jacob Renesmee stuff.. but then again after every single Twilight movie Ive felt Im missing something, somethings NOT there, they are speeding it up too much and its just not right. Did I read the books too many times or is it really sped up? Do people who havent read actually know whats going on?

Oh and Im not including the first Twilight movie here because damn thats not ever movie, its like.. swearword for movie.. or maybe I just waited too much of it. But compared to way harry potter books turn into movies, Twilight movie makers have a long way to go.. the books have amazing stuff to make a great movie out of, but they just need to USE the stuff, and mind you, can the convos get more interesting or lively with some background music or so because I feel like dying everytime bella and charlie talk together..  x.x

sunnuntai 20. kesäkuuta 2010

Friendship..?

Are we Friends or are we not? You told me once but I forgot..

Well, assuming by what happened today, we were not, by my standards anyway.

So what is a friend and how do you determine one? They love you as you are, take you with your flaws, and come when everyone else walks out.. Friendship is one of a kind relationship as well, some, the best, the most valuables, last a lifetime..

It isnt a machine to turn on and off .. it isnt vending machine you can kick and turn off when you dont like the product it gives you.. if its broken, you fix it. Right?

Ive had many people come and go out of my life. Some I called my friends and later learned they werent. Some I always knew were there just visiting. But the ones you think are there to stay, the ones you think are more than some others.. they hurt you most when they cant take the darkness of you. When all they do is suck out the good of you and all you can give to them without ever returning a single favor back..

Friends dont leave eachother. Friends fight but they forgive. Friends talk. Friends give advice and you decide do you follow or not, but at least someone cared enough to listen to your problems and worries. Friends can say stuff that you  may not want to hear because its the truth, Friends dont lie.

So I guess, reading what im writing and thinking while im writing, I never had her as a friend, just someone who wanted to suck out the life of me and use me when she needed and ignore when she had better things to do. Then call me out for doing exactly what she did, tho I only did that after I got tired of trying to be there when she obviously at that moment didnt need me.

She called me malicious, tho shes been the mean one all the time. For years. Evil even.
Not alone, not to me, but to others. Who also called her friend.

I hope oneday she learns her lesson, someone will come and leave the mark that will never leave, and she will know what she did to tons of people, but by that time.. it will be too late.

Goodbye 'my friend'.

perjantai 18. kesäkuuta 2010

Magic of life or life with magic?

So I have a protter.. eh.. plotter... tropper.. trouble with potter..and my 6 year old.
She thinks he is real - and all hells on lose when someone tries to tell her different.
Ofourse, we all imagined of prince charmings and what ever creatures when we were kids, but this just seems to go overboard.. or maybe its just because most kids are quiet, shy and keep to themselves... where as my kid is none of those and has extra vivid imagination..



Ofcourse life as it is is boring boring and boring. Boring. Did I say boring?
So we need a little magic in our lives. we daydream. we put on make up to boost our looks. we color our hairs, dress up, and even as adult I have to admit we also have those fancy depps and pitts to drool over about. How soon is too soon to start that process of drooling over men?


I remember having my first crush when I was like 5. But nothing happenes ofcourse, I just turned to tomato red and shy smiled. I also had one in preschool, the tough guy who everyone liked. cute with curly hair and ego to be the boss of everyone else.




School years went by with crush after another after another tho I do think I had one serious crush for a guy in my class for whole elementary. ok sidetracks... point is, none of those were wiards in make believe land with magic brooooom nimbus 2001 (because we were living in 90's duh..kk..) .. see how hard it is for me to keep in topic?
Im constant multitasker thinker and no I dont have ADD OMG OMG sun is shining going out kthxbai...




kidding.. ha ha. (applaudes)




Ofcourse I think its better to have a crush on cute little harry potter who is one of the nice guys. imagine her having crush ondraco malfoy and ..yea I dont want to go there. Or maybe like.. Voldemort. Id know what to get her for xmast at least. Pet worm!





You see the similarities yes?




Just wondering to myself how much of this does she really believe and how much is just her stubborness and when oh WHEN will this be over.




I loved cartoons, still do, esp Disney and I lived along with them and cried when Ariel the mermaid sat at the pier watching her love bespelled prince eric sail of to marry sea witch ursula. I cried. Everytime. Just watch, how can you not?








I also wanted to be a mermaid and used to play one when swimming, but I dont recon ever being that serious about it. Or does it count that when I first got the little mermaid I watched it over and over again for over 20 times in row and knew the lines by heart? ..ok I think I see where my kid gets it from..

keskiviikko 16. kesäkuuta 2010

Vampires vs. Shapeshifters : critic vol 2


Here comes another comparison that is just funny, because of the way these 'werewolf/shapeshifter' things always come out as the loser ones..


Here are my personal 2 least favorite shapeshifters how they are similar and wel. lame.



Jacob Black- Twilight 

VS.


Sam Merlotte- True Blood



They are both SHAPEshifters, (yes jacob too, not a were-anything), both love a girl, get a pity kiss or two, but eventually lose them to a VAMPIRE..

THE GIRLS


Isabella 'Bella' Swan from Twilight

 and 





Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood.


Sam and Sookie


Sam is sookies boss, takes her to a date while she is mad at her 'vampiyah' Bill, gets a kiss and wants some more but he dont have what sookeh wants - fangs. Becomes pitifull, lame, annoying, vampire hater, and eventually turns to Tara for comfort but never gives up on Sookie. So total Loser. Boo!

Jacob and Bella



Jacob is not Bellas Boss, but he is close family friend, otherwise ofcouse he (like sam) wouldnt stand a chance of even meeting and getting to know the objects of their obsession. Bella barely sees Jacob, untill Edward (the VAMPIRE) leaves her. Jacob becomes her FRIEND when he fixes her motorcycle and helps her with the extreme stunts obviously thinking woaaah this girl wants to do the awesome stuff with ME, when in reality Bella does these close-to-death experiments just to hear Edwards voice in her head. When Edward returns, Jacob gets the boot. But he never gives up either and eventually ends up falling in love with bellas daughter. EWWW!



The vampires in Question




Cedric aka Edward Cullen                       Bill 'Vampiaaah' Compton




Both gentlemen to an end, obsessed with their human girls, haters of the wereshifterlamers (no compaining there), DEAD, lame, and whats the attraction is that edwards ability hear peoples thoughts doesnt apply to Bella, as in True Blood world, Sookies ability to hear thoughts doesnt apply to bill. Similar? Naaah!

Edward sparkles in the sun where as Bill burns to rotten corps but cant blame him for not being born at the time when hogwarts school of magic was around. Bill drinks Blood, Edward doesnt, except animal blood, so he says, we've never seen it so Im still not sure he is a vampire... Cedric is dead! (see other note)

And not neither of these vampires are sole wanters of those girls, obviously... shapeshifters dont stand a chance but in Twilight the Volturi reeeaaally wants edward and his human girl to join their armies..



and after Sookie, there is Bills Boss...

ok are you sitting? breathing?

doble check?


I give you the winner, winner of all, and for edwards sake I hope Bella never meets him because if she does, edward loses...

ERIC NORTHMAN Sherif of Area 5 and mr. January


umm yea... so vampires rule, shapeshifters drool... no debate...

Truth about Edward Cullen - critic vol 1

Vol 1. Edward Cullen- The truth


we all know that vampires DO NOT sparkle in the sun...but why 'edward cullen' does.. well here comes..



CEDRIC

as his real name when alive was, went to hogwarts school of magic with harry Potter..soo obviously, he can do a little tink dust on himself, big deal.. sparkle here, sparkle there, and to not use so much magical powers (wich makes himself weak for sure) he rarely goes out when its sunny...

Edward Cullen, is merely alter ego invented after he died, and why change something cool as Cedric to something lame as Edward, well.. hes embarrassed.. I mean, he died and lost wiz competition to 14 year old prodigy wizard Harry Potter..



... ofcourse, here too there is involved the bad bad bad wizards of volt... I mean,VOLdermort...

Speaking of Voldemort... I think Cedric / Edward is suffering from some sort of past-death memory loss... since here...in this scene.. he says 'look at me, Im a monster'.. and tinkerstuff appears...



now ok, it may be a little gay or stupid and silly to sparkle (but its his choise duh) but why callself a monster after being killed by voldemort...



yeah.. thats ugly.. and more of monster to me...

Me

Once upon a time there was a young girl and an older man. They fell in love, got married, and had a child through hard labor - me.

I was born in March of 1981, yes you might think Im old but I dare you to ever tell that to my face. Ive got peter pan complex of never growing up. At least inside my head. There the little girl with hopes and dreams still lies under this sarcastic and cynical supposed to be adult body. Boring.

I have a child, shes 6, and everytime I look at her I see myself as a child with no worries. Just plain dreaming and believing, and its hard sometimes not to just let her live and be the dreamer, because I learned the hard way life is not a fairytale. Not by longshot.

Ofcourse, like my mother told me what to do and not do, I never listened. I had to learn the hard way. And boy did I really. And like anymother Id want to protect my child from ever making the same mistakes that I did, but just like me, Im painfully aware she will anyway.

So anyway, Im gonna try this blogging thing, I might keep up, might not, never know. Im constantly going where the wind blows on daily basis so what ever feels like a good idea today might not interest me at all tomorrow. Ofcourse, if there was anyone who really would like to hear more of these.. let me know, more than welcome.

And last but not least, Thanks to the awesome template maker. I might try out that too on another day lol. I love arts and doing it as well. So long for now.