Eclipse review..

..by someone who knows the books upside down, inside out, in english and finnish..  *sigh* well..

Impossible to please, to make completely happy, but it did give me good laughs.Mostly by Jacob/Edward biggering, but Charlie had his moments too.
Emmets always fun, whereas Rosalies not.
Jasper had a great role in this movie and we got tiny, too tiny for readers for sure, glimpse of his past with Maria.
Personally I would've liked both his and Rosalies backstories to be told more complete, and not short flashes..
Same goes for the quillette legends too. They just threw the third wife there and didnt explain at all why was she third, to have a third, you need first and second too, right? Im not that bad in math am I?

Good side was to see so much of the army being made, Rileys killing and turning, and the whole newborn dynamics there. Downside, I strongly dislike the new actress for Victoria.

Best lines go to Jacob for sure, thermometer in the tent throws a multi-meaningfull comment about him warming up frozen bella.. "you know im hotter than you". In so many ways huh?
Also when Edward lists the stuff that if they werent natural enemies bla bla bla he might like jacob, and jacob starts his own list but ends up with only one and after a while just says..'no. not even then'. Cracker!

Bella, or more so Kristen, has NEVER gotten me to feel her, like, Bella.. only time she was doing her part as it should IMO was in New Moon when she actually IS depressed, Bella I mean. Otherthan that, she acts like anemic, like, lifeless I-dont-know-how-to-express-myself-and-I-Have-no-feelings kind of.. zombie.. sorry. I just dont, never have, and still dont, fell the bella there. Only time she actually showed feeling was when she ran after Jacob after he hears about the marriage plans. One moment, didnt last even a minute. Oh well, dont hold your breath for an oscar.

Edward, Im starting to get used to Pattison as the picture of Edward, well did, till I started watching Potters, and now hes just Cedric to me. *sigh*

From the Cullen family my favorites and the best ones are well absolutly Alice, EMMET and after Eclipse, Jasper :)

The Dogs have some hot guys there, Embry rawr :P
I kind of missed the whole imprint on 2 year old claire thing because its supposed to build up to Breaking Dawn and Jacob Renesmee stuff.. but then again after every single Twilight movie Ive felt Im missing something, somethings NOT there, they are speeding it up too much and its just not right. Did I read the books too many times or is it really sped up? Do people who havent read actually know whats going on?

Oh and Im not including the first Twilight movie here because damn thats not ever movie, its like.. swearword for movie.. or maybe I just waited too much of it. But compared to way harry potter books turn into movies, Twilight movie makers have a long way to go.. the books have amazing stuff to make a great movie out of, but they just need to USE the stuff, and mind you, can the convos get more interesting or lively with some background music or so because I feel like dying everytime bella and charlie talk together..  x.x

Friendship..?

Are we Friends or are we not? You told me once but I forgot..

Well, assuming by what happened today, we were not, by my standards anyway.

So what is a friend and how do you determine one? They love you as you are, take you with your flaws, and come when everyone else walks out.. Friendship is one of a kind relationship as well, some, the best, the most valuables, last a lifetime..

It isnt a machine to turn on and off .. it isnt vending machine you can kick and turn off when you dont like the product it gives you.. if its broken, you fix it. Right?

Ive had many people come and go out of my life. Some I called my friends and later learned they werent. Some I always knew were there just visiting. But the ones you think are there to stay, the ones you think are more than some others.. they hurt you most when they cant take the darkness of you. When all they do is suck out the good of you and all you can give to them without ever returning a single favor back..

Friends dont leave eachother. Friends fight but they forgive. Friends talk. Friends give advice and you decide do you follow or not, but at least someone cared enough to listen to your problems and worries. Friends can say stuff that you  may not want to hear because its the truth, Friends dont lie.

So I guess, reading what im writing and thinking while im writing, I never had her as a friend, just someone who wanted to suck out the life of me and use me when she needed and ignore when she had better things to do. Then call me out for doing exactly what she did, tho I only did that after I got tired of trying to be there when she obviously at that moment didnt need me.

She called me malicious, tho shes been the mean one all the time. For years. Evil even.
Not alone, not to me, but to others. Who also called her friend.

I hope oneday she learns her lesson, someone will come and leave the mark that will never leave, and she will know what she did to tons of people, but by that time.. it will be too late.

Goodbye 'my friend'.

Magic of life or life with magic?

So I have a protter.. eh.. plotter... tropper.. trouble with potter..and my 6 year old.
She thinks he is real - and all hells on lose when someone tries to tell her different.
Ofourse, we all imagined of prince charmings and what ever creatures when we were kids, but this just seems to go overboard.. or maybe its just because most kids are quiet, shy and keep to themselves... where as my kid is none of those and has extra vivid imagination..



Ofcourse life as it is is boring boring and boring. Boring. Did I say boring?
So we need a little magic in our lives. we daydream. we put on make up to boost our looks. we color our hairs, dress up, and even as adult I have to admit we also have those fancy depps and pitts to drool over about. How soon is too soon to start that process of drooling over men?


I remember having my first crush when I was like 5. But nothing happenes ofcourse, I just turned to tomato red and shy smiled. I also had one in preschool, the tough guy who everyone liked. cute with curly hair and ego to be the boss of everyone else.




School years went by with crush after another after another tho I do think I had one serious crush for a guy in my class for whole elementary. ok sidetracks... point is, none of those were wiards in make believe land with magic brooooom nimbus 2001 (because we were living in 90's duh..kk..) .. see how hard it is for me to keep in topic?
Im constant multitasker thinker and no I dont have ADD OMG OMG sun is shining going out kthxbai...




kidding.. ha ha. (applaudes)




Ofcourse I think its better to have a crush on cute little harry potter who is one of the nice guys. imagine her having crush ondraco malfoy and ..yea I dont want to go there. Or maybe like.. Voldemort. Id know what to get her for xmast at least. Pet worm!





You see the similarities yes?




Just wondering to myself how much of this does she really believe and how much is just her stubborness and when oh WHEN will this be over.




I loved cartoons, still do, esp Disney and I lived along with them and cried when Ariel the mermaid sat at the pier watching her love bespelled prince eric sail of to marry sea witch ursula. I cried. Everytime. Just watch, how can you not?








I also wanted to be a mermaid and used to play one when swimming, but I dont recon ever being that serious about it. Or does it count that when I first got the little mermaid I watched it over and over again for over 20 times in row and knew the lines by heart? ..ok I think I see where my kid gets it from..

Vampires vs. Shapeshifters : critic vol 2

Here comes another comparison that is just funny, because of the way these 'werewolf/shapeshifter' things always come out as the loser ones..


Here are my personal 2 least favorite shapeshifters how they are similar and wel. lame.

Jacob Black- Twilight 

VS.

Sam Merlotte- True Blood

They are both SHAPEshifters, (yes jacob too, not a were-anything), both love a girl, get a pity kiss or two, but eventually lose them to a VAMPIRE..

THE GIRLS

Isabella 'Bella' Swan from Twilight

 and 

Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood.

Sam and Sookie

Sam is sookies boss, takes her to a date while she is mad at her 'vampiyah' Bill, gets a kiss and wants some more but he dont have what sookeh wants - fangs. Becomes pitifull, lame, annoying, vampire hater, and eventually turns to Tara for comfort but never gives up on Sookie. So total Loser. Boo!

Jacob and Bella

Jacob is not Bellas Boss, but he is close family friend, otherwise ofcouse he (like sam) wouldnt stand a chance of even meeting and getting to know the objects of their obsession. Bella barely sees Jacob, untill Edward (the VAMPIRE) leaves her. Jacob becomes her FRIEND when he fixes her motorcycle and helps her with the extreme stunts obviously thinking woaaah this girl wants to do the awesome stuff with ME, when in reality Bella does these close-to-death experiments just to hear Edwards voice in her head. When Edward returns, Jacob gets the boot. But he never gives up either and eventually ends up falling in love with bellas daughter. EWWW!

The vampires in Question

Cedric aka Edward Cullen                       Bill 'Vampiaaah' Compton

Both gentlemen to an end, obsessed with their human girls, haters of the wereshifterlamers (no compaining there), DEAD, lame, and whats the attraction is that edwards ability hear peoples thoughts doesnt apply to Bella, as in True Blood world, Sookies ability to hear thoughts doesnt apply to bill. Similar? Naaah!

Edward sparkles in the sun where as Bill burns to rotten corps but cant blame him for not being born at the time when hogwarts school of magic was around. Bill drinks Blood, Edward doesnt, except animal blood, so he says, we've never seen it so Im still not sure he is a vampire... Cedric is dead! (see other note)

And not neither of these vampires are sole wanters of those girls, obviously... shapeshifters dont stand a chance but in Twilight the Volturi reeeaaally wants edward and his human girl to join their armies..

and after Sookie, there is Bills Boss...

ok are you sitting? breathing?

doble check?


I give you the winner, winner of all, and for edwards sake I hope Bella never meets him because if she does, edward loses...

ERIC NORTHMAN Sherif of Area 5 and mr. January

umm yea... so vampires rule, shapeshifters drool... no debate...

Truth about Edward Cullen - critic vol 1

Vol 1. Edward Cullen- The truth


we all know that vampires DO NOT sparkle in the sun...but why 'edward cullen' does.. well here comes..



CEDRIC

as his real name when alive was, went to hogwarts school of magic with harry Potter..soo obviously, he can do a little tink dust on himself, big deal.. sparkle here, sparkle there, and to not use so much magical powers (wich makes himself weak for sure) he rarely goes out when its sunny...

Edward Cullen, is merely alter ego invented after he died, and why change something cool as Cedric to something lame as Edward, well.. hes embarrassed.. I mean, he died and lost wiz competition to 14 year old prodigy wizard Harry Potter..



... ofcourse, here too there is involved the bad bad bad wizards of volt... I mean,VOLdermort...

Speaking of Voldemort... I think Cedric / Edward is suffering from some sort of past-death memory loss... since here...in this scene.. he says 'look at me, Im a monster'.. and tinkerstuff appears...



now ok, it may be a little gay or stupid and silly to sparkle (but its his choise duh) but why callself a monster after being killed by voldemort...



yeah.. thats ugly.. and more of monster to me...

Me

Once upon a time there was a young girl and an older man. They fell in love, got married, and had a child through hard labor - me.

I was born in March of 1981, yes you might think Im old but I dare you to ever tell that to my face. Ive got peter pan complex of never growing up. At least inside my head. There the little girl with hopes and dreams still lies under this sarcastic and cynical supposed to be adult body. Boring.

I have a child, shes 6, and everytime I look at her I see myself as a child with no worries. Just plain dreaming and believing, and its hard sometimes not to just let her live and be the dreamer, because I learned the hard way life is not a fairytale. Not by longshot.

Ofcourse, like my mother told me what to do and not do, I never listened. I had to learn the hard way. And boy did I really. And like anymother Id want to protect my child from ever making the same mistakes that I did, but just like me, Im painfully aware she will anyway.

So anyway, Im gonna try this blogging thing, I might keep up, might not, never know. Im constantly going where the wind blows on daily basis so what ever feels like a good idea today might not interest me at all tomorrow. Ofcourse, if there was anyone who really would like to hear more of these.. let me know, more than welcome.

And last but not least, Thanks to the awesome template maker. I might try out that too on another day lol. I love arts and doing it as well. So long for now.